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Gwyneth Paltrow had a Nashville loft remodeled, decorated for 2 month stay

I’m sorry I’m getting to this story a little late, but I didn’t even know if I wanted to write about Gwyneth Paltrow’s dumb, snotty ass today. In this week’s very special GOOP, Gwyneth is showing off photos of the loft that she had renovated and decorated - in Nashville. Just so she could deign to live somewhere peasanty while filming in Nashville for two months. Because a hotel just wouldn’t do, and neither would an already furnished house or apartment. Heavens, no! Don’t you know the stench of “peasant” reeks in those places?!? So Gwyneth had the producers of her “very limited independent filmâ€"scale budget” film fund her little renovation project just so she could have someplace fabulous where her children wouldn’t have to interact with peons.

With a very limited independent filmâ€"scale budget, Annette Joseph transformed an ideal (yet very raw) two bedroom downtown Nashville loft into a cozy, light filled space that was just perfect for my family’s stay there. Housed in a building called “The Icon” in the up-and-coming “Gulch” area, Annette and her team worked tirelessly and achieved the unachievable in 10 days! Below, Annette chronicles how it was done. She is one impressive lady.
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[From GOOP]

Look at this place - this was all done for Gwyneth, according to her style and specifications. And she’s bragging about this sh-t on her GOOP. To make this interesting, I’m going to tag these photos with comments in the voice of Goop.

“This is where we can look out of the window at all of the poor people.”

“The kitchen - this is where I make my special juice detoxes by hand. Because I’m always constipated.”

“The marble is fake, like my affection for anywhere not London or Spain.”

“You are not even allowed to fart in this room.”

Gwyneth also included some pre-renovation photos of how terrible the loft looked before she deigned to remodel it. It did look rough, to be fair to her:

Photos courtesy of GOOP.

Written by Kaiser

Posted in Gwyneth Paltrow, Real Estate

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7 Responses to “Gwyneth Paltrow had a Nashville loft remodeled, decorated for 2 month stay”

Whatever Princess P wants, princess gets. Ugh.

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LMAO at the captions to those pics!

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OMG, your captions are hilarious.

A whole new kitchen (at least $20K) and all new furnishings (at least $25K), plus tile and other stuff, PLUS paying people to work non stop really long hours, you have to figure it was at least $100-150K, if not more. For 2 months.

If I were an investor on that small, independent film, I’d be pretty pissed.

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Odd. I never noticed this before: she has no earlobes. Maybe she can get a peasant to knit a pair for her…

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Wierdly I like her she is a totally spoiled B but they all are and at least she is honest about it

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Nah, someone will scoop up that loft post Goopy residence and pay top dollar. Sounds like a good investment for the film and with goopy advertising it someone will want to buy where she has breathed.

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I wouldn’t be surprised if the building owner pitched in a bit. The sheer rentability of that loft now that Gweneth has “lived” there has or will skyrocket.

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