Sunday, October 2, 2011
Linnocent is still crackie in the City of Lights: busted or improved?
Ah, to be a crackhead in the City of Lights. It must be wonderful. Linnocent is still partying her crack off in Paris, just like she was late last week, in her European Call Girl Tour, which took her from Milan to Como, Italy, and now to Paris. Perhaps she’ll make it to London too. But I suspect that Linnocent found herself in Paris for several reason: one, the drugs are better and two, Paris Fashion Week.
As you might know, real designers, who actually have genuine celebrity clientele, want nothing to do with Linnocent. So Lohan didn’t make her way into Chanel or anything - instead, she got an invite to Kanye West’s first fashion show in Paris. Those are the photos of Linnocent in sunglasses and the long-sleeved beigey dress. The rest of the photos are from her leaving clubs over the weekend, the Silencio and the Rasputin (that’s owned by her john). The Mail had a story about Linnocent’s appearance at Kanye’s show:
If ever there was a match made in gossip column heaven, it’s Lindsay Lohan and Kanye West… though sadly they are just good friends. Still, together they are a maelstrom of controversy, terrible judgement and frequently awful style choices.
So it’s both apt - and very funny - that the Lindsay should show up to support the hip hop star at his first fashion show in Paris today. Not known for her sartorial acumen, Lindsay can look incredible but frequently gets it wrong.
Today was one of those days, as while her tousled hair and 60s’ inspired make up looked lovely, Lindsay’s dress was a disaster. The pale ecru drained the actress and model’s porcelain skin, and the creased fabric made her look scruffy and not stylish. But the worst aspect of the frock was the lack of support offered to the blonde’s cleavage, a bra would’ve improved the look beyond measure.
The often troubled headline-hogger was also without the support of rumoured beau Philipp Plein, 33 , but she was sporting a new ring on her left hand. While it wasn’t gracing her engagement finger, bands on this hand often signify a promise or commitment.
West made his fashion show debut with this KW by Kanye West Ready to Wear Spring/Summer 2012 show. The College Dropout showed off his new line at the Lycee Henri IV venue, with Lindsay and Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Ciara and Jared Leto in attendance.
The usually confident West told reporters following the catwalk display, ‘I’m so scared, I’m so nervous.’
He continued: ‘The biggest conversation I hope I can end tonight is whole ‘celebrity designer’ thing. That’s the biggest hurdle when you want to get amazing people to work for you.’
[From The Mail]
Yeah, Linnocent did look rough at Kanye’s show, but in the little white dress, she doesn’t look half-bad. Meaning that she looks relatively cognizant and she’s not all bloated for cocaine and liquor.
By the way, does anyone know where Linnocent is staying while she’s in Paris? Is she actually checked into a hotel, or is she just staying with whatever john will take her in for the night? Oh, and Terry Richardson was clubbing with Linnocent. Because Terry and Lohan are friends, just like Terry is friends with Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston. They’re all the same…
Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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She is a pretty young woman. Some people should never ever be blonde. Lindsey is one of them. She looks better with the auburn/red hair. The blonde makes her look sick and slutty to me.
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makeup by crayola crayon. body by meth, looks by god being pissed off at her
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Her nose is starting to look like Kate Moss’. Coke nose.
I love Kate Moss, though.
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Carrol channing has a nicer body then this parasite…whats up with those arm and shoulders..she better drink more milk…eat more greens…lindsay Vodka,coke,and penis is not a well balanced diet
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Not sure why she continues to treat her boobies like perky B’s.
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wonder if her face hurts her..I know its playing hell on me..
gets back from europe on the 4th or 5th..she could still get 6 or 7 four hour days of CS in…But NO that is not going to happen…as of right now she has 2 weeks and 2 days left before the 6th month review…Personal Note, Buy some boots because the bull shit she throws out to the judge will be deep…
what excuse is she going to make this time…Because she says she has done “TONS†of CS
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I think she looks pretty darn good. Skin looks good, maybe she is not on drugs after all?
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Obviously this girl has problems. But what’s really tragic/sick is the enjoyment so many people derive from mocking, ridiculing her.
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NASTO NASTO lohan…does not deserve any sympathy…save that for the person who lost their job..the store that got ripped off..the movies she sabotaged, the three boys she hijacked,the assistants mother she tried to chase down,the women who cut an artery aster she threw glasses,the state of cali that she has milked dry by being in court,the kids in india that needed help that she took credit and was never there,and her fans she let down…
And if you think her skin looks nice yours must be like an alligator bag
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She puts herself out there as international fashion cokewhore, what are we supposed to do? Praise her? Or pray for her? It’s been said many times before: if she showed any sort of willingness to changeâ€"made any honest attempt at redemptionâ€"accepted any responsibility for her actionsâ€"people would respond in kind. She has brought the ridicule on herself and welcomes it as a means of income. We are buying what she sells, in a manner of speaking.
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I just want to pour a gallon of bleach into a power washer and give her an industrial cleansing shower.
She needs to be scrubbed clean. Why is she so dirty all the time?
And her clothes! Ew.
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That beigey number looks like it came from Goodwill. No matter where she is, no matter how she dresses, the girl can make designer clothing look like trash.
Lohan’s appearance at designer shows is certainly not like ScarJo at D&G, or other respectable accomplished actresses. What a pathetic piece of badly designed and speckled flesh.
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She really has no shame. That what she is doing can’t be more obvious. Drugs, alcohol, prostitution, problems with law, etc. She gets attention and I’m sure that is her real drug. It’s time to ignore her like Montag and Pratt. That would be the biggest and the most painfull punishment for her.
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If she’d stop the self-tanning and bleaching her hair blonde, she wouldn’t look so dirty. Freckles such as hers look best with the hair they were born with - red - and they look best without tanner caked on over them. She looks great as a redhead and pale. Now, her lips are another story. One can only hope those aren’t permanent implants in her lips and they’re only injections that can deflate when she allows them to. Just improving her appearance would go a long way in helping to remove the stench of coke around her. Now if she’d actually stop doing coke and stop being an a-hole, that would help, too.
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The dress in the first picture is nice but is it supposed to be that wrinkled looking?
It looks like it need an iron or a steaming for sure. She actually doesn’t look that bad.
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Lindsay Lohan is one of the most beautiful women in the world. She looks absolutely stunning in the photos above. Her blonde tresses are simply gorgeous, and her nose looks like that of a Greek goddess. Her skin looks lovely, and I wish I could be her for just one day!
just kidding. She’s ugly, dirty and nasty.
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@yamayama
Hey, I’d like to be her for just one day, too! I’ve always wondered what industrial-strength horse tranquilizers feel like!
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I am sure the people of Europe are thanking us for releasing the Cracken onto their shores.
I’ve never seen such young, but saggy fake tits in all my life.
It’s Sunday morning-crackmosas anyone?
Between this and the Stodden pics on TMZ I need a brain bleaching, STAT.
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I think I’ve found confirmation regarding just exactly why we haven’t seen Morticia Lohan (AA Ali) lately. Her and DUIna have been locked up, practicing spells. They really ARE going to put the Gypsy Curse on someone.
DUIna (and Ali, too) were just spotted picking up a couple of giant tents at Big 5. They both were dressed in multiple long black dresses, dozens of large, gaudy necklaces and some kind of rags on their heads and were reeking of red wine and incense.
Something bad’s gonna happen…. I can tell.
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I agree; she is looking rested and fresh here. If this girl would just get her shit together and her family would back off, think of the possibilities. She could still make it, and we all love a comeback story.
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Someone needs to tell Crackity Jane that bras are her friend.
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She still looks like she’s 45 years old.
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The white dress is very pretty.. she still looks coked out though.
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Original Tiffany - I’d love a crackmosa!
andyconda - I think to Crackhead McCracken “TONS†is relative. i.e. “I’ve done TONS of community service†probably does mean “tons†to her, because she’s hardly worked (not counting on her back and/or knees) in 8 years. Whereas, if someone accused her of doing “TONS†of coke/meth/sea jasper, her response would be “No, I’ve only dabbled.†(It’s one of the highest forms of Blohan crackmetic.)
Happy Sunday to all the usuals!
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Maybe I’m crazy, but in the 2 pics where you can see her teeth, it looks like she’s getting meth mouth.
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@katalina it’s not just you. That was the first thing I noticed. Her teefs look gross.
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She only does TONS of coke to balance all the chloroform, formaldehyde and Propofol she does. Meth is only for the little people. I thought you knew that.
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while her tousled hair and 60s’ inspired make up looked lovely, Lindsay’s dress was a disaster. The pale ecru drained the actress and model’s porcelain skin, and the creased fabric made her look scruffy and not stylish. But the worst aspect of the frock was the lack of support offered to the blonde’s cleavage, a bra would’ve improved the look beyond measure.
The only reason Lindsay’s hair isn’t looking so busted and horrible is because one of these guys she’s “hanging out†with is probably paying a top dollar salon to do her hair.
As for her make up, once again, some guy is paying huge money to make Lindsay look presentable, and not her usual drugged out self.
I’m quite sure that once Lindsay gets back to LA, she’ll have her usual raggedy white-blonde extensions back, as well with her usual make up.
How on earth do you describe Lindsay’s skin as porcelain? Usually that describes a very pale woman who keeps her skin looking beautiful. Lindsay’s skin is freckled and leathery from sun damage and drugs. Not to mention she slathers on the fake tan stuff. The writer must be drinking the same stuff Lindsay is.
And I actually do like that white dress. But of course, Lindsay makes expensive clothes look cheap. Though I found it funny that the article pointed out her saggy breasts. Dress probably would have looked better if she did wear a bra, but alas, Lindsay seems to have an innate dislike of bras.
And why, oh why, does she always wear booties with a dress? It looks so tacky, not just her, but everyone who does it.
Last thing, why did Kayne West invite Lindsay? Sure, he’s definitely an asshole, but he does have undeniable talent. Why would he want to be associated with Lindsay?
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@FUTMZ - Are you being sarcastic? Meth is a problem with many different groups of people these days. The effects are different to cocaine and the high lasts much longer. I am convinced Lohan’s problem IS illegal drugs along with prescription drugs. She probably doesn’t have a preference but will do any party drug she can lay her hands on. Remember that brief time she had to do drug tests? During that time she looked decidedly less bloated in the face than usual and gained weight on her body, and she was still allowed to take all her usual prescription drugs during that time.
I had thought her teeth were simply stained yellow like a lot of British/Euro celebs have and don’t seem to mind, but recently I saw a close up of her teeth and it’s NOT just staining, they are very chipped with spots of black rot and they are see-through as if all the enamal has gone. Her teeth suggest either crack or meth and the nose suggests coke. She probably doesn’t fix her teeth b/c it’s pointless for an active addict.
Her skin doesn’t look as bad as it could simply b/c she gets regular botox and filler injections and takes meds to prevent breakouts. However none of those things prevent cellular aging and will likely age her even worse in the long run. Her skin still looks FAR from healthy- dry, no glow and premature age spots.
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FUTMZ - Oh, I know that. But when she’s not being *ahem* sponsored in NY or Europe, she IS one of the little people. 
Just like Cherry Rose said, once she’s back in LA, she’ll back to her usual cracked-out “glamour.â€
Kanye invited her because, for once, he thought it would be nice to have someone more f’d up than him around to detract from his own f’d up-ness. And he does love to create a good controversy!
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The two people who commented on this site that she looks beautiful, must be her crack buddies. Her skin is orange and leathery, definitely not porcelain.
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@Annie: Which British/Euro celebs have yellow teeth? The people I see look perfectly normal to me. Oh wait, maybe not. I’m British and I must be looking at them through my yellow rotting teeth haze.
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Sorry, Annie - I’m convinced that Linds won’t do street meth because she looks upon that stuff as low rent and she’s a celebrity - can’t have that association. Even if she wasn’t filthy stinking rich (DUIna still has her thinking she is), she has an image to maintain. The Bolivian government doesn’t mind, either.
By the way - enough cocaine will melt teeth away - just not as fast as meth. Teeth aren’t regenerative, and Linds can’t be bothered to actually go to a dentist, unless they’re willing to hook her up with those big bottles of pharmaceutical Merck cocaine. I guess she can’t find one stupid or gullible enough.
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I keep seeing that pic of megan fox…how old is she? now thats hot and talented..
lindsay does not deserve to be in the same cover page as her
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@FUTMZ - LMAO. Not sure exactly what drugs Lindsay does other than something illegal and tons of it - but she seems to have a talent for doing low-rent things and then mentally blocking it out and convincing herself she’s still a big A-list star at the top of her game and a top model to boot. That’s why she’s like a car crash that I can’t look away from - her delusion simply takes my breath away. I have this vision of her smoking crystal right in front of my eyes and saying “Meth? This is not meth. Meth is for the common people. This is my bipolar medication. I am the modern Marylin Monroe. Why was Michelle Williams picked instead of me?â€
Anywhy - this http://www.maniacworld.com/Lindsay-Lohan-Old.jpg - is how she looks without botox. And that was from a while ago so I imagine she’d be on her way to faces of meth territory now without any help. Whatever it is, it’s something hardcore.
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I think she has greatly improved her appearance compared to how she looked a few days ago.
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Newly available today - Lindsay Lohan-brand Fig Newtons. Better than ANY energy bar on the planet! I don’t know what’s in them, but after you eat one, you have to have another one, then another one and another one… usually every half-hour or so…. for days at a time.
I’ve had about twenty already!!! I have to try real hard not to chew my own lip off.
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innocent that is the most accurate thing you have ever said on any board..
but a few days does not cover up a lifetime of self mutilation…she is not “PAR†to other models and celebs
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http://blahbethany.com/2011/08/16/lindsay-lohans-teeth-are-rotting-away/
teeth are yellow and shrinking?
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Joining bellaluna and Original Tiffany in crackmosas by the vat on a lovely Sunday afternoon. *Waving* to the ladies.
This will be my first, last, and only post as I don’t want to sit in MOD all day long, just like yesterday. Hate posting her on weekends, ugh!
“The often troubled headline-hogger was also without the support of rumoured beau Philipp Plein, 33″
Why are these gossip rags trying to pair her with Plein. As far as I know, there hasn’t been ONE photo of her with him in Paris. He’s back in Milan, working, focusing on his line from the publicity Blohan gave him.
Like a ‘one night stand’, they both got what they wanted. He, the publicity and her, the cash. Win, win.
That one pic of her kissing him was NOT a romantic kiss but a ‘thanks, just leave the cash on the side table and go now’. She was with him, what 4 days and the press has her all but engaged? If he wasn’t paying her, she wouldn’t have given him the time of day. If you can’t do something for HER, she wouldn’t even glance your way. That’s how this slag rolls!
“But the worst aspect of the frock was the lack of support offered to the blonde’s cleavage, a bra would’ve improved the look beyond measureâ€
HA! I LOVE how the press called her out publicly on the ‘no bra’ situation. Its what most gossip sites and us gossip commenters have been noticing all along. But to be called out at a ‘fashion show’, well thats just humiliating. Granted, she has no shame but I’m amused.
Just desserts for a coke whore who thinks she’s popular and loved by all but is merely a laughing stock, sick joke.
See ya all tomorrow, ladies but know, I’ll be reading ya all, all day, by the vodka vat, sipping cracktails.
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@Original Tiffany, those Stodden pictures were a dream come true… too bad we can’t get them on this site. I was just trying to describe them to my boyfriend this morning - the completely mottled fake tan (just like Lindsay!), the painted-on abs (oy!), and the poorly-fitting padded underwire bathing suit top that’s actually gapping at her torso. Just to name a few high points.
Lindsay - I keep saying I don’t understand how her looks can morph. In the photo with the black dress, you can see her dark, greasy weave roots, but in the other pictures the weave isn’t as visible. Also, in the black dress, her cheeks look completely different - kind of knoblike, like major implants. No comprendo.
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You know, part of the big difference between the white-dress-photos and the others? It might be because she actually bathed before putting the white dress on. She must have that rule, that you can be un-bathed as long as you wear dark colors.
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@ nr. 5 I second that. After she gets that thorough industrial cleaning someone was mentioning she should be enrolled in a seminar on how to dress according to one’s figure and general physical attributes.
God, I just want to give her a good scrubbing from head to toe, soak her in a hot bath and dress her in a simple T and cotton slacks. I think she would resemble an actual human being at that point. Too bad some people don’t want to be helped.
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NOT WORTHY OF THAT PUCCI BAG.
It’s bizarre that we’re watching her be a Euro hooker, like, live as it happens. Her eyes are craaazy empty. Hazard of the trade.
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Would love to know who the designer is on that gold dress cause it’s just a mess.
Ill fitting, sleeves too long…you lose the detail on the cuff, she’s too booby for it (although a good bra might’ve helped), the color is wrong for her and washing her out, fabric choice for both top and bottom is cheezy, it looks like you can’t possibly iron the top without melting it and you can’t iron the bottom enough, what is up with the deconstructed raggedy seam on the skirt? and why oh why would you put Linnocent in a Peter Pan collar? This would get a designer sent home from Project Runway so fast.
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Her weight really fluctuates a lot!
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I heard that clothing designers have invented this thing called an “iron†that heats up, and when you press it against fabrics, the wrinkles just seem to disappear!
I don’t know how much these items cost or where to get them, they might run a fortune and only be available at Sharper Image or places like that, but Lyndzie is making half a mil for this European photo shoot, I heard? Even after dropping most of that on meth with her johns - I mean clients, she should still be able to buy one of these irons, right? Maybe?
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Isn’t there some kind of time limit for how long Hurricane Crackhead can be out of LA? IT’s been over two weeks. How the hell does she get away with not doing the therapy for over two weeks?
Does anyone think Crackie will try to squeeze in a few hours of community service between the time she gets back to LA and her hearing on 10/19?
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hey Lindsday justin theroux called and he wants his BFF Terry Richardson to come back home now ……that’s him in the plaid shirt next to HiLO
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A standard or even industrial-strength pressure washer is not effective enough to power away the crust that covers Miss Snortcake’s wrinkled “skinâ€. I recommend a heavy-grit sandblaster, followed by a healthy application of LimeAway.
At this time - there’s no solution for that nicotine-coated chainsaw “voiceâ€, and there’s not a potent enough disinfectant to eliminate her general bacteria.
As far as her dress….. I really had hoped that she’d start wearing one of her million-dollar Lindsay Lohan-brand Fashion Burqas. That would solve plenty.
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Linds is supposed to stagger home any week now. I better wipe my fingerprints off the safe. AFTER I grab another fat stack, of course.
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Not bad for a crack whore. Some poor make up artist went to town with the spackle.
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Rub her down….Scrub her back….Turn her inside out…..Cuz I bet she hasnt had a bath in a year…Elton John/Dirty Little Girl
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http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-09-24/lindsay-lohan-lands-philipp-plein-job/lindsay-lohan-lands-philipp-plein-job-4/
Zoom on her teeth….hold your breath!
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She should go back to her natural hair colour. Who cares about that stupid ‘firecrotch’ nickname that some d-bag gave her. Its not a good reason to be the awful, tacky shade of blonde that she is now. Tragic.
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Whoever told her she looked good as a blonde must have been her worst enemy. She needs to go back to being a redhead, she looked younger then now she looks older than her mom.
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@katalina #25 and Danielle #54
I don’t get her teeth either. Get some whitening or veneers or false teeth or something…toothpaste, for crying out loud…ewww
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With her acting career finished this whole international prostitute thing is working for her. She doesn’t look as dirty as she has in the past. Guess her new “John†want’s his girl germ, STD free. Hey, whatever works.
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The dark glasses hides the enlarged pupils from the cocaine high ……and as for how fresh she looks..LOL…those were taking at the begining of the night of partying before she had gotten loaded with booze and drugs you can see the differance in the pictures of her being led out of that party that was show yesterday..she was so high whe wasn’t even in this dimension……..
The olde saying of “Pretty is as pretty does†comes to mind when I read people calling her pretty…If thats true then she is really one nasty ugly person no matter what she looks like. Plus the fact that most of those shots that are more then 24 hrs old have been photoshopped before release…..
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Her hair. That’s all you wanna talk about? Have you seen her clam? God, it’s worse than those teeth. It’s repulsive. And those fucking crow’s feet. How can you have crow’s feet when you’re 25? There’s something to talk about. Or her clam. Your choice.
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@Mimi I agree I’m a little putt off by Andyconda and FUTMZ (maybe the same person?). It’s one thing to criticize it’s another to make into some sort of sport. Sheesh.
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The amount of money she spends on her busted weave would be better spent getting her teeth capped.
I have to say, I do hope she “loses†her passport and tries to use that as another excuse as to why she can’t fulfill her CS obligation….and off to jail she’ll go.
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@Danielle. You are so right! Her teeth appear to be proof of meth use!
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Wow… the teeth, the nose (!!), the lips (!!!)… How? WHY? I know an all-conquering need for attention is part of what makes a Delusionalohan, but Ms McCrackenSnort can’t possibly not have noticed how busted she looks… right? Right, guys? *crickets*
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#54 Danielle,
I didn’t resent temptation, I ZOOMED! Disgusting! Seriously, it made me sick.
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Lindsay mostly has most bad days,but in these pics she doesn’t look as bad as I’ve seen her, But I still hate that hair color on her, it just washes her skin out to me….IDK. I say an improvement.
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HOW DO THEY LET HER IN? They didn’t let Russell Brand into Japan and now Canada. And he didn’t even do anything bad. No one even knows what he did years ago. But they keep and keep letting Lohan in Europe. I was almost sure that after she became convicted criminal they will not give her visa to Europe.
But there she is. Let’s hope that she will commit her next crime somewhere outside L.A. Where they don’t have that joke of a system. Maybe New York. And then they will convict her.
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who is attending to the bathroom at the marmont while lindsay is gone…I guess lnor and Ali have their hands (and mouths) full while she is away..got to make a living somehow…
City of LA is now raising money to put wheels on her rented hood side stretched condo. and roll it to fresno
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the picture of martha stewart looks younger then linds…two hard core criminals
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Bellaluna, does being on your knees blowing strange for money count as community service? I mean, she is providing a service to the community, no?
The crackmosas were great, I love a little energy in my Sunday morning. Maybe I’ll have a vodka cake for dessert tonight?
I think the Cracken’s definition of community service is WAY different than the judge’s, not that she’ll do anything about it. Screeeeeeeee, and buy a bra or your titty balls will be hanging down to your knees soon. Screeeeee.
Move that judge, I’m Lyndsy Lohan. Haha.
Oh, please do go to TMZ and rifle through all the Stodden pics. Am now convinced he is gay and writing the tweets. He looks scared to touch her, her painted abs are hilarious and the fake tan with the lines and bandaid marks are Lohanesque! In some of the pics in the direct light you can see her real stomach, some cellulite and worst of all, sometimes she looks 50 and in some you can see the teenager she is. Something fucked up happened to that girl. I want a Stodden/Lohan pictorial, imagine the hilarity! Oh, the stuffed bathing suit top is fab and the fake bolt ons are just so “rillâ€. [sic]
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@61 Alejandro, once again please refer to the name of the site. It isn’t celebkissass.com, it’s cele-BITCHY. Get it?
Mockery and snark is a fine art. I highly recommend it to you. Refer to Joel McHale, reigning master of the snark in it’s highest form.
If you want ass kissing of criminals, I am sure there is plenty o’ room on the web for celebkissass.com. Check the domain name for availability :)))
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Somehow, I doubt that Fresno would appreciate Lohan, Inc. and her nasty existence. Generally quiet, peaceful Fresno suddenly overtaken with Linds crashing around, peeing, menstruating and orgasming all over the place while DUIna cases the stores for loot to pillage.
PLUS… it’s a farming community - lots of cornfields out there - too easy for Linds to camo herself while the police search for the one diamond in the whole town (suddenly missing).
Nope. They don’t want you either, Linds. Try Bangkok.
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If the coke bloat has dissipated it must mean she’s the blue ribbon winner of the European Whore-Off tour. The only way coke bloat goes away is if the addict is doing their coke on a regularly everyday basis or after being clean for 6+ months. Something tells me she hasn’t been clean for 6 months. She must be making bank in Europe if she can afford all that coke.
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Yeah I get the name of the website it’s on my screen, uh thanks for reiterating what it is. I’m in no way a Lohan defender but read the comments on the two individuals that I mentioned: FUTMZ and Andyconda. There’s no wit, or humor there it’s just obsession but whatever floats your boat.
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Alejandro:
oh yea and youre a regular laurel and hardy..I see the wit in your post..I havent seen anyone that funny since carrot top with out props…get a life.
I dont post for you anyway..
if you do not like theres a big wide web out there calling your name out..poster stalker
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Alejandro:
since you are such a expert in comedy…lets see the best line you have put on here….come on we all want a good laugh..make it funny enough that linds pisses in her pants…
If not stfu
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She didn’t used to have funky crack teeth. At this point she’s famous for sucking as a human being
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Yeah. What andyconda said. No one is twisting your arm, Skippy. You have free will, right? Try gliding past their posts if you’re so damned sensitive. Andyconda and FUTMZ have a following on these sites. Do you? If you’re a Lohan, I’m guessing that would be a resounding “NOâ€.
God, what a snatch.
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Lyndsay Lohan: International Call Girl of Mystery!
Coming soon to a theatre near you!
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thank god she wore long sleaves in some of those pics..the ones with her arms are showing looks like “Sweeney Todd†had his way with her
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HA! Now Radar is blocking/deleting my posts (from LNor) if they don’t like them. TMZ is already in CrashAndBurn mode now - too snively and touchy, and now Radar? Wow. I find it entertaining that the only way these sites rake it in is to KEEP PEOPLE LOOKING, and just like that pos(t)er above seems to want, whinewhinewhine and you too can edit someone else’s thoughts and ideas.
I repeat: “HA!â€
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after phillipp was done with lindsay this is the song he dedicated to her…
http://youtu.be/f9y6phGKDso
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A couple observations. Is that coke residue in her nose in the pic with the white dress? And does she have cheek implants? It looks like that to me in the pic of her in the black dress? Botox is a given but look closer at that one pic.
Doesn’t anyone wonder if she ever reads the blogs? If so she should have figured out that most all say get rid of the blonde hair. It does not flatter her. Auburn is her color and makes her eyes pop. Guess at this point in her life that is a pretty superficial issue considering her continual descent into substance abuse.
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@Dani I couldn’t tell if it was coke residue, it was either that, bad makeup or digital glare.
If you look really close on the 3rd pic (2nd pic of her in the white dress) I SWEAR I can see bruises and track marks on her exposed arm. Check it out, someone make sure I am not going crazy here. I wonder if she is moving on up from snorting her drugs to slamming them.
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Linds doesn’t read these blogs - she only reads fake prop scripts for the cameras. DUIna reads these pages - I’ll bet you an e-cigarette and 3 BeezidBids that she’s on here somewhere right now, freebasing and complaining to Morticia that no one is paying them enough to pretend to pay the bills.
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there is nothing wrong with lindsays teeth, she just eats alot of cheetos and brownies. before a photo shoot
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