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Here she is once again, Our Crackhead Superstar, Our Methy Lodestone, Our Busted, International Hooker. These are just more photos from Linnocent’s appearance for some video game premiere two nights ago - we covered her “teeth of meth” and her budget Barbie hair yesterday. Anyway, guess what happened to our fine lady (of the night)? She got kicked out of her community service program. Like, the Downtown Women’s Center is the new Chateau Marmont, and they don’t want to be tainted by the Cracken’s scabies. Honestly, though, it’s even worse than that. On the rare occasions when Linnocent did appear for her scheduled hours, she was a hot mess. But most of the time she just skipped. Because… why not?

Lindsay Lohan has been kicked out of the program where she was supposed to complete her community service because she violated the rules numerous times … TMZ has learned.

Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lohan to serve 360 hours at the Downtown Women’s Center in L.A., as part of her probation in the shoplifting case. Part of the deal â€" the judge required her to be reliable, non-disruptive, and serve at least 4 hours at a time.

But sources tell us … Lindsay blew off 9 scheduled visits … and when she did show up, she would often bail after working there for only an hour.

Sources say … 2 weeks ago, she was terminated from the Women’s Center because of the violations. The Probation Department’s volunteer center has now assigned her to a new community service program at the Red Cross. We got a pic of Lindsay doing her community service there earlier this week.

Now here’s the BIG problem … Lindsay is due back in court next week for a progress hearing. Judge Sautner made it clear … there would be no more second third fourth fifth sixth chances. If she screwed up again, she was going to jail.

And just for bad measure, we’ve learned aside from Lindsay’s violations at the Downtown Women’s Center, the number of community service hours she has racked up so far is “very unimpressive.”

[From TMZ]

Blah, blah, blah, crack, snort, chug. Why should anyone get their hopes up that THIS time something will actually happen to her? I’ve said it before: the California legal system has given up on Linnocent. They just don’t give a crap. They won’t care unless she kills someone, and even then, the judge will probably be all, “I’m very disappointed in you. You must do ten extra hours of community service and promise me that you’ll be a good girl!” And Linnocent will blow that off too. “Blow,” as always, being the operate word with Linnocent.

So will she finally end up in jail? I honestly think she won’t. Shawn Holley will find some technicality (“You never said she couldn’t do her community service in between shots of tequila and lines of cocaine!”) and Lindsay will be strutting her crack lips out of the courthouse once again. If it wasn’t so insane, tragic, horrible, insulting, infuriating, disgusting, and FUBAR, it might actually be funny.

UPDATE: TMZ is now reporting that LL “has violated the judge’s order in her probation case by not seeing a psychologist at least once a week … TMZ has learned … and that may be enough to send her to the slammer. Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear to Lindsay during her sentence last May … she MUST see the shrink every week, but she has not. We’re told one of her excuses is that she’s been working out of the country, but Judge Sautner made it extremely clear … work is not an excuse for failing to comply with the terms of probation.” So she blew off community service AND court-ordered therapy. Of course.

UPDATE: Oh, holy hell. Linnocent’s publicist shares the pipe with her. When People Magazine contacted Linnocent’s publicist, Steve Honig, about the state of her crazy teeth, this is what he said:

“Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers… She’s been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She’s a beautiful and glamorous actress. With everything going on â€" from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest â€" there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.”

[From People]

BEAUTIFUL AND GLAMOROUS. Of course. That’s what I think as well when I see these photos.

Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.

I'm reading: Linnocent blew off community service and court-ordered therapy, of course