Monday, July 23, 2012
Lindsay Lohan wants to do a crackie remake of ‘Thelma & Louise’ with J-Law
These are photos of Lindsay Lohan leaving (guess!) the Chateau Marmont on Saturday night. Pacific Coast News described the photos this way: “Actress Lindsay Lohan looking a little worse for wear after an evening of partying was seen getting into the driving seat of her Porsche while smoking a cigarette at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood.†Um, “a little worse for wearâ€? Masters of understatement. Once again, I think we just have to get used to the fact that THIS is her face now. I would like to know just how crackie you have to be before you start applying your makeup to look like this â€" like a deranged, out-of-control whore-clown. She’s like something out of Stephen King’s nightmares. Oh, and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD she needs to stop getting behind the wheel. Jesus, literally (!) take the wheel.
Meanwhile, LL decided to pitch a film remake to her Twitter followers after what I can only assume was a mountain of blow. Lindsay’s idea: to remake Thelma & Louise with Jennifer Lawrence! But crackie thinks the remake would be better “ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys.â€
[Via Lindsay’s Twitter]
Crackie Von Cracks-A-Lot basically wants to make a p0rno with Jennifer Lawrence in which they take a roadtrip and take turns boning each other’s boyfriends. And if I was advising Jennifer Lawrence, I would just tell her to ignore it completely. Don’t even bother to respond negatively, because Lindsay will just latch on to it. Just don’t even engage.
I guess Lindsay is feeling special these days because she’s been “working†so much. So far this year she’s had a cracked-out appearance on Glee, she barely managed to get through a month-long shoot for Lifetime’s Liz & Dick, and she’s been filming The Canyons with p0rn star James Deen. Someone posted this photo of Deen and Lohan “in bed†together during a scene. Even in a blurry camera-phone shot, her face still looks so incredibly jacked.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan
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Hide your kids, hide your wives!
Cracken on the loose, damn am I glad im not driving out late in Hollywood.
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I just can’t get past the pictures to care about the story. Girlfriend is not looking good. What the f is going on with her eyebrows?
On the other hand, my elderly mother will be pleased to know that her hideous shade of coral lipstick has a new fan.
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Gee…speak of the cracken devil…just mentioned her on the Tara Reid post. Those two are peas in the same cracked out pod.
She should make Thelma & Louise with Tara.
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I feel sorry for her, It’s just pathetic and sad now.
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Her face looks like it’s melting, I bet she smells bad too..
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and that nose… sheesh
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More like Thelma and Puh-leeze.
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