Monday, June 20, 2011
51 year-old Green Mile actor marries “16″ year-old beauty pageant winner
In your creepy story of the day news, 51 year-old actor Doug Hutchison, who played the mean jail guard Percy Wetmore in Green Mile, is very pleased to announce his marriage to a “16″ year-old beauty queen. When I first saw this dude’s picture and heard “Green Mile actor,†I thought he played the inmate who killed the little girls that the big healer guy got framed for murdering. (Spoiler, but if you haven’t seen it by now it’s your loss.) Then I realized that I really know this guy as Tooms from X-Files, a murderer shapeshifter who could fit into small places. He also played a murderer in A Time To Kill, and has been in episodes of SVU, Lost and 24.
I wrote all that before I saw the wedding photo on E! (I read about it first on Popeater, where they have a pic of the guy that makes him look incredibly old and pervy.) That chick looks 30-something. It’s hope it’s safe to assume she’s lying about her age. She’s 16 like her boobs are real. She might have a 16 year-old daughter though.
Hollywood has seen its fair share of odd couplings, but this one is so out there even the newlyweds know it’s a little weird.
Doug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in The Green Mile, Lost and The X-Files, married aspiring country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.
He is 51. She is 16.
Is there something fishy about it? In an exclusive statement to E! News, the couple insists there’s not.
With Stodden, a former beauty pageant queen, trying to position herself as a potential Nashville star, you might think there’s more to the story than middle-age actor marrying pretty teenager (and that’s a lot of story, itself). However, the newlyweds tell us they’re just mad about each other.
“We’re aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial,†the couple said through their spokeswoman.
“But we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.â€
[From Popeater]
Minors from the age of 16 can get married in Vegas with their parent’s permission. Still, that woman does not look under 30 to me. I hope this is just a way to get this story some coverage, but her website does claim she’s 16. Maybe she’s hoping to pass for 25 when she’s 50 and her face is frozen into a permanent grimace. Tooms still looks creepy as hell in that wedding portrait, like he’s planning to eat her liver later to get enough energy to crawl back into the ground and hibernate.
Here are more pictures of “16″ year-old Courtney Stodden, from her budget website. She looks more like a cougar than an innocent teenager. But in her really awful cheesy videos she possibly looks 20-something. She wouldn’t get carded, though. If that’s her real age that dude should be going to jail. In some states, he could be.
Here he is as Tooms.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Courtney Stodden, Doug Hutchison, Photos, Weddings
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Funniest thing I’ve seen all day! Thanks for the giggles!!
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16? I’m in my early 30s and look younger than her.
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yeah, saying your 16 when you are 45 is certainly a way to get press. puke.
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Oh CB your far to kind. 30 is mighty generous of you. This woman looks about 36. A hard 36. Seriously I have never seen a 16 year old look like that ever. This woman has seen some sh*t and been some places and done some things. No way in hell is she 16.
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BWAHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA! Even I, who looked 21 when I was 14 *with the right make-up and clothes (had big boobs) know that this lady is probably over 25. Maybe even over 35??
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I can’t stop laughing at this junk! 16! Really? Now I am back to laughing again.
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Does she have only the one facial expression?
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@Love Angelina - I agree. She has done some shit and seen it too.
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If she’s only 16 he should be in prison and so should her parents!
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What’s with that awful lipstick she has on in every picture?? Combined with the duck lips expression it is NOT a pretty sight.
Is she physically capable of closing her mouth?
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Ok, so I guess this is what we have to look forward to. Now everyones going to start putting a teen behind their age.
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I want to see her long form birth certificate…:)
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She looks great! For 45.
If she’s 16, so am I.
He’s always been creepy looking.
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My native land’s flag on her nasty tuna shake?! Nuuu! Not a day over 34…
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To me, that wedding picture looks like he is 16 and she is a well-preserved 51, lol! Even though most high-school girls tend to look older than their age nowadays, she still looks nowhere close to even mid-20’s and certainly not younger. Maybe he got confused and thought she was 61 and looking good for her age?
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She was 16 in like 1985!
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god that was funny and sooo depressing.
For the love of god man, DON’T put it in her! (was she lip-synching that “song†was that supposed to be for real or a parody?)
the huge fake t*ts with the “yes, they’re real†tank. Nice.
this poor thing (if she really is 16) this is sad!
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Very creepy. And she looks much older than 16. In the first picture she looks like Julieanne Hough.
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I do not believe for a second that she is 16 years old (or that those boobs are real). 30 is generous. She looks like a 42 year old woman who has had at least 3 face lifts and enough botox to paralyze a horse.
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That girl is sooooo NOT 16! Thirty-six maybe!
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1. NFW is she 16!!!
2. She isn’t the only one lying. Her Tshirt is a liar too in that one picture. Those are the fakest looking boobs ever. They look like Heidi Montag’s boobs.
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There is no way this woman is 16
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Now THAT is hilarious. 16 X 2, at least.
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Her breasts are 16 years old.
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When I first saw the picture, I assumed he was ‘16′ and she was 51. LOL
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When I saw the picture I thought she was the 51 year old and he was the 16 year old.
There is no way she’s 16. Even in the video when she’s moving around she still looks at least 25.
I hate it when people say something they do is controversial. “I’m so controversial!†Blech. You’re an attention whore, is what you are.
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you inverted the numbers…it’s supposed to read ‘61′ right?
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Loved The Green Mile.
Speaking of miles, looks like she’s piled on plenty and if she’s 16 my arse is a star.
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16! I lol’d
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16?? B*tch you know that’s a lie!
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Lol when I 1st saw that pic I thought he was 16 and she was 1 of those real house wives women.
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@ Whatever.
Come on now, they make Heidi’s tits look real :p. Crappy joke of the day! Yay!
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If she’s 16 I’m Melissa Etheridge.
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roflmao…When was she 16? 20 years ago. Get a life. That woman is not 16.
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And those Boobs…they arent real. Look at the refund gap in the middle.
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I think it’s supposed to be 16 years since her last beauty pag?
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Bitch, Please! THOSE arent real…just like your age! ACK!!
…and I give them 2 years.
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I call BS, if this bitch is 16 I will lick an elephants asshole.
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Maybe they meant “she was a beauty pageant winner 16 years ago�???
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@lucky charm and Penguin - i had the same thought. If I had to pick one of them as a teenager in the wedding photo I would totally go with him, not her.
The tank top demonstrates her lack of a reputation for truth and veracity. I rest my case.
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She could maybe pass for like 25 at the youngest. So this is a publicity stunt for attention? Gross.
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she looks pretty good for her late 40s.
it’s weird how her lips are perma-trout AND flat at the same time, tho.
it’s a tragedy what our culture does to young women. i can hardly tell a lot of these chicks apart anymore and i doubt there is room for self-development or, i dunno, higher education or some other (real) kind of career-building when one is constantly recovering from needless plastic surgery.
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The guy that killed the girls was “wild bill†and that was Sam Rockwell!!!!!
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16 my ass.
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Maybe she was 16 when she won the pageant
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Man oh man…where do I even start? That video was so painful to watch, I’m ashamed to admit I watched the whole thing like an awful car wreck…where did they film that, the back swamp in Louisana or something?? And hahaha her breasts are “real†alright, real fake…
And I TOTALLY thought from the banner picture that he was Corey Haim!! I had to look verrry closely and remind myself, duh he’s deceased, because he looks eerily like him.
Ahh, yup, “Don’t put it on meâ€â€¦instant classic, I’m sure.
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If you were gonna pick an age to lie about, why the f*(k would you pick 16???? For chrissake. Why not emulate all the lovely Hollywood ladies who are “24″ (like Hefner’s Runaway Bride).
I just turned 42 and I look way younger than her. No fake boobs, no fake tan, and no makeup (ok, MAC blush and concealer - don’t want to scare the mice).
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That face….ugh. Can she only make 3 expressions? Yuck. 16? I think not. They’re both pretty creepy.
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That “they’re real†vest makes me think of my favourite line from Peter’s Friends:
“Is this real?â€
“No, it’s imaginary.â€
Okay, it’s spoken about a piece of antique furniture, but it could equally well apply to this “young†“ladyâ€â€™s “titsâ€. “Real†in the sense of “not a mirageâ€.
Oh, Eugene.
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maybe it’s her (his?) 16th year as a woman…
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She reminds me of Hayden P….in 20 years! She is the roughest looking 16 year old I have ever seen.
And why is it all the “good Christian girls†have to look like cheap h@@kers and enter beauty pageants emphasizing their body & looks? Doesn’t that go against the Bible’s teachings?
“Courtney is a professional signed model who is proud to be representing the City of Ocean Shores, WA. as Miss Ocean Shores and Miss Teen USA. She is 15 and attends “Alpha Omegaâ€, an online private Christian Academy based in Iowa.†- July 29, 2010
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I’m a high school teacher and let me just say that I would ask her for her school ID if I saw her walking down the hall…meaning she wouldn’t have one…because she’s too old…
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Courtney Stodden Modeling Update
By Courtney Stodden on January 27, 2010
I am enjoying my modeling career! I have many opportunities coming out of the L.A/Hollywood, California area.
I have been contacted many of times by producers for many lead roles in Theater such as the lead role in “Greece,†so I have lots of directions my career is taking me. More on that later … I also get contacted for movie roles, music videos, promotional modeling etc!
I am being very selective & very excited about my career! Also, I have more exciting news in the works that I will be able to discuss later …
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I love how she has a shirt that says “Yes they’re realâ€. Keep telling yourself that honey.
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Good god woman, close your mouth and open your eyes.
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If she’s 16, then he’s technically old enough to be her grandfather, which is totally disgusting.
But she looks like she’s in her 30s.
In any case, they make quite the skeevy couple.
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Those boobs are def not real, no way. I’m from England where you have to be over 18 to have cosmetic procedures is it different in America?
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Ok, I’m 26 and this girl looks older than me. I also went to her website and it appears that Doug is also her agent. So is it true love or a publicity stunt to sell records? I vote for the latter.
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“she’s 16 like her boobs are realâ€
LMAO - you are too much!
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As my bestie Kelly would say…â€She looks rode hard and put away wet!â€
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Let’s see, fake boobs and a skanky profile…HMMMMM. Can’t remember her name but the last one that tried that in country music didn’t sell at all….I’ll have to look through the other threads today to see if I can find her name.
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29 going on 16 mentally, obviously, is what they mean!
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in the photos she looks about 35. in the video at the bottom though, i might would say 25. it’s odd.
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There is no way in hell that chick is anywhere near 16. She’s coming up on 40 hard and fast.
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Ahahahahahahhaha!!!! There is just too much to write and no time today. Crap!
…but love the ‘Yes, they’re real’ shirt she’s wearing. Does the back of the shirt say, ‘but not natural?’
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She’s a hooker for sure. What a non-story.
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Mostly, I think I just want to believe that no parent would sign off on their 16-year-old daughter marrying a 51-year-old man. No. F$&@ that. It won’t kill you to wait til 18 if you’re that “in loveâ€. Paging the Dateline guy. Have a seat, buddy.
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Agreed, not even close to being a teenager.
Also, the quality of that music video makes Rebecca Black look like she had the budget of Beyonce. It is atrocious, and maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
They parked a boat in the middle of some swampland, put a pink dog and one of those tall drinks you get in Vegas or New Orleans in her hand and she’s lipsynching for all she’s worth to lyrics like, “Don’t put it on me girl, don’t put it on me, don’t don’t don’t put it on me girl.â€
Horrifying all around.
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Maybe it’s a typo and should be 36 (or 46).
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If she’s 16 then Linnocent really is 24!!!
Gross!
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I’m 37 and she looks significantly older than me. I’m putting her at a harsh 40+. But kind of good for her for the audacity of claiming to be 16. From now on, I’m 24!
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So, who else thinks these two have a “Reality Show†to sell?
Well played, well played. I actually spent about 10 minutes of my life looking up Tooms and his “child†bride. Anything for publicity, I suppose.
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16 in dog years perhaps?
And no way are her boobs real. Real boobs would be sagging in a bikini top like that.
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maybe she was born on february 29th?
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She looks, at least, 30.
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As my granny would say…
“She certainly is a GROWN UP LITTLE GIRLâ€â€¦
SIGH!!!
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Cherry Rose- Hilarious! In dog yrs - exactly!
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gross, both of them
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This looks like a couple who will still be together ten, twenty, thirty minutes from now.
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The girl needs some braces and a bar of soap. She is obviously a product of the “Toddlers and Tiaras†circuit and he is just a creepy looking douche.
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look at the 5th picture haha with the white top, you keep telling your self that.
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As old as she looks, I think she actually IS 17-ish.
This article bothered me, so I did some quick googling…
She is listed as a 2010 contestant in the Miss Washington Teen USA official web site. You have to be between 14 and 19 to compete in that pageant.
http://www.misswashingtonusa.com/contestants.php?page=1&pageant=mt&year=2010
You can see her performance here. The pageant took place in October 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Courtizzlez
Apparently she did not win “Miss Ocean Shores, WAâ€, since no such pageant exists. But this web site gives her age as 15 as of May 2009. So by now she is probably 17 or 18.
http://www.northcoastnews.com/2009/05/21/meet-miss-ocean-shores/
I don’t think she’s actually 16, but it looks like she’s 18 at the oldest. It’s pretty disturbing that she is married to a 51 year old man.
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I agree that she looks younger in the video, and would pass for 16 because the vid is soooooo immature and tacky, like a little girl trying to play grown up. I believe she’s 16 - the camera isn’t her friend AT ALL - some ppl can’t take a good photo if their lives depended on it. And the fact she married her manager/older man - living the hollywood dream screams young, dumb and full of cum. Good luck to the old perv and his jailbate - I say they will last another year until she starts lusting after younger, richer and waaaaay better lookin men.
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@DSMR…They probably met at a “Toddlers & Tiaras†pageant!
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Kudos to ALL of the commentators! I read the entire list (the first 80 anyway that are here as I’m typing), and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life. You guys are freakin hilarious! It’s a typo, she was born on Feb 29, maybe it’s in dog years, granny talk…and on and on. Best read I’ve had in a long time!
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She looks way older than 16. Can’t wait to see what she looks like in 10 years. She looks like a whore.
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“Yes, they’re real. REALly fake!â€
Most of the time I don’t jump on the “she’s lying about her age†bandwagon but I agree, there’s no way she’s 16. If she is I feel very sorry for her. She looks well-preserved. One of those women that you walk by and think “She looks good for her age!â€
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If she’s 16, half of these photos needs to be removed because they are bordering on child porn.
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Like hell she’s 17.
She seems so fake. ugh disgusting.
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If she looks like this at 16 by the time shes 25 only thing that will hit on her is the Crypt Keeper
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Hahahahahahahahahahhaha. Thanks for the laughs!
Oh yeah, and her website is down. Doh.
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16! Show me the birth certicate. The chick is at least 36.
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Ok so I checked out the Popeater link and they dont show any pictures of the girl. Naturally, the comments on the site are less focussed on her actually being over 35, and more focussed on how this guy is a disgusting skeevy pig.
Some people are actually arguing that he isnt a paedophile because she is over 12. What?! The simple fact of the matter is, if you are old enough to be a grandfather, and your future bride needs to ask her parents permission to do ANYTHING then perhaps you need to wonder what the fuck went wrong with your life. That is, of course, if she really is 16. Which she isnt. So its a moot point. Carry on!
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maybe she’s going by how many years she has her fake boobs? hmmmm…hahahhahahahahah
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16 my ass!
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This broad says she’s 16!? Show me the receipts!
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16…LOL.
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are they sure she is 16. she look so much older.
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Pffft. Her parents signed her birth certificate with a pen and ink-well.
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Lmao the comments have been funny. In her video she looks younger, maybe mid-20’s but her pics she looks 40-ish. If she still is a teen that is soo gross & creepy. If she really is 16-17 her parents obviously are only concerned with the money she could pull in.. Like hell I would consent to my daughter marrying a man old enough to be her father
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@lovingyourwork:
“I have been contacted many of times by producers for many lead roles in Theater such as the lead role in “Greece,†so I have lots of directions my career is taking me…â€
BWAAHAHAHAHAH!! Is that the version where Sandra Dee gets hooked on feta cheese and naked male wrestling… oh, wait, that’s what Travolta thought he was signing up for… never mind.
this poor thing…
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Btw this guy gives me the creeps in everything I see him in. Such a creepy killer/ pedo face.
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Christ. She looks like a cast member on “The Real Housewives of Boca Ratonâ€.
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They have her listed as 15 in May 2009 articles, she looked young and flat in 2009. Also found same article with July 2010 date, so apparently she’s started the †I’m 27″ a decade early; and stinks as her own publicist
The “miss ocean†thing she made up
She attends the Ali Lohan school of education which explains the rapid aging. So, her I’ll leave alone for another yr/2.
Her mother and her pedophile husband deserve to be strung upsidedown naked on the porch with a spot light on them, however. That should not be legal. What good is parental permission when they are obviously p*mping idiotas
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Actually, I take back what I said earlier. I do believe she’s 16 - for the 16th time! Because if she really is 16 going on 17 and looks this old, imagine how bad she’ll look as she ages. I know women in their 40’s that don’t look this rough. And what WERE her parents thinking to allow her to get married if she’s underage, no matter how old the dude is. He’s probably older than her parents!
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I feel sorry for that poor dog in the boat. And no, I don’t mean the one with duck lips!
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She’s 16 in Bizarro World. You know, the same place where Kirstie Alley is a size 6 and Bristol Palin had “corrective†jaw surgery.
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45 is the new 16
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Maybe those budget implants are 16 years old?
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If she really is 16 she’s gonna be mighty hurt by all your comments.
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Did anyone else think Corey Haim had come back to life in the first photo? Did a total double take when I saw it. And I agree - 16 my ass.
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He looks younger than her!
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@ Charlotte: You are totally not the only one.
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This twit has too much confidence for a 16 yr. old, is too developed for a 16 yr. old, doesn’t pose like a 16 yr. old.
Not to mention doesn’t LOOK like a 16 yr. old.
If your going to shave years off your age, don’t make it a DECADE OR TWO!
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That video was hilarious. I can assure you that if she walked by, my husband would look, but not for the reasons she thinks.
And yeah, I’m sixteen too. Heh. I guess we all are.
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I keep waiting for this story to get updated with either an admission of her real age (which I suspect is around 45), or news that her husband and parents have been arrested and she’s in custody of CPS.
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I’m with ShirylMay - let’s see the long form birth certificate! Donald Trump, get on it (no, not get on HER, Donald, the birth certificate!) and let’s see what those fabulous investigators turn up.
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Seriously that Eugene Tooms appeared in 2 episodes of X-Files but people still remember him. Such iconic that character was 
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@Alice, the first statement you made crossed my mind as well! I’m gonna keep this open for a day and refresh it every now and then! ROFL
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If she’s 16, I am only 8!
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Bullsh** she is older then mid thirtys no way shes 16 PLUS if she is 16 HELLO CHILD PORN!! this is illegal if she is 16 witch i highly doubt these piks should b removed imedetitly if she is HONESTLY 16
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I’ve looked at the pics and she does not look 16 and not only for the reasons everyone else has pointed out.
Not only does her lower face look stretched out and lifted to the point that she apparently has a hard time fully closing her mouth (which just screams “excessive botox or faceliftâ€), she has thin crepey skin around her upper arms and armpits that denotes aging, and you can clearly see the striations in her arms in the Courtney 8 pic, and no 16 year old I’ve ever known has that. Even if she was living in a tanning bed for hours a day, the skin would not be that crepey and the upper arms wouldnt look like that. She’s obviously doing loads of Botox and facial/lip fillers. I think she’s around mid 20s/ early 30s.
If she really is 18 as the beauty pageant website says, that’s the OLDEST looking 18 I’ve ever seen and I look 12 compared to her (I’m 28) lol
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What in hell is going on right here? Is there anything pseudo celebs won’t say these days to try and grab some kinda, any kinda publicity? This chick looks like a crocodile handbag…
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In those corny-ass modeling shots, she looks kind of mannish. Maybe she had her sex change 16 years ago. Will wonders never cease?!?!?!
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did anyone watch that music video? is it for real?
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@90.cindy:
If she looks like this at 16 by the time shes 25 only thing that will hit on her is the Crypt Keeper . . .
Too funny!
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Her boobs may be 16 years old, but that’s it.
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B*tch is at LEAST 32!!!!!!
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@ Madisyn 114 - ITA. Just look at her pictures, she doesn’t pose or ham at the camera the way a teenager does. That’s the way an adult looks, not a teen (even when trying to look like an adult), which is another indicator she can’t be as young as she says.
Is this what they grow now out at Ocean Shores?! And here I always thought it was a pleasant little beach community on the coast of Washington, great for long weekend beach trips….
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He seriously looks like a butch version of Glen Close.
No comment for the bride….
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she looks like a tranny…he may be getting a surprise on the wedding night!
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Clearly she is not 16 but what I don’t get is guys who are fifty something and marry 20 somethings. I get the appeal but I don’t get why they flaunt it … no thinks you’re a player … everyone just thinsk you’re a creepy dude with money who married a hooker
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This is taken from a RadarOnline.com article:
We are totally supportive of this marriage,†Courtney’s mother Krista Stodden exclusively told RadarOnline.com about her daughter’s marriage to the Green Mile and X-Files actor.
…The happy couple tied the knot in Las Vegas, Nevada on May 20, and Krista confirmed that at least one parent had to sign the permission form for the marriage to take place.
…Critics are already questioning the couple’s 35 year age difference, but her mother wanted to set the record straight.
“Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl.â€
…With long blonde hair and a killer body, Krista also wants people to know that her daughter hasn’t had any plastic surgery.
“She is a beautiful girl. She has real breasts, real lips, she’s not plastic.â€
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Hmm. I guess it’s not creepy if she’s not really 16. Lol.
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she knows he likes em young, so she lied to get him.
16 no way
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Hey, don’t blame us Washingtonians! This is clearly the work of Real Housewives…
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if she is 16 I am a flying giraffe
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Honey, you are not E.G. Daily or Amber Lancaster. Stop lying about your age.
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@Vesper : That me LOL.
Whether she’s 16 or not (and I doubt not), she clearly is plastic. I’m sorry but those are the some of the fakest tits I have ever seen, and don’t let me start on the collagen lips. And if she is such a “good christian girl†then why all the provocative shots? Explain that one.
If she is 16 (again not likely) then not only is that guy really pervy, but her parents are pervs for allowing it AND allowing those pictures to be taken.
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I used to watch Doug Hutchinson when he was Guiding Light. Funny, he pinged my gaydar the minute he came onscreen. I always assumed he was gay.
Yeah, she’s 16 about as much as I am the next Mrs. George Clooney. I smell a fame whore.
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Yuk pretty skanky for a ‘16′ year old. What a joke. No way. If by some tiny weeny chance she is its gross and sad that pictures like that are taken. But yeah pretty safe to say she is at least 10-15 years older than 16
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Aspiring Country Singer???? The video cracked me up.. Does not sound like country to me.. Love everyones comments..
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In the last picture of her I could maybe buy that she’s in her early twenties, other than that she looks like she’s pushing 40 (45).
The picture of them together does not give me the creeps, like a picture of a 51 year old man with a 16 year old bride would do. Gross anyway though!
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Relax. She’s legal. She’s an aspiring singer and in showbiz years 25 = 45 years old. No Jerry Lewis situation.
But I could be wrong. In a world where Chelsea Handler is 36, Florence Welch and Lady Gaga, 25, Amy Winehouse, 27, Li’l Mama, 21, yes, she’s a believable 16 year old, even if her armpit’s elasticity tells me she’s 35. Maybe she had a hard life.
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She does look a lot younger in the video, but…good lord. It is so epically bad that it makes me want to restore my faith in the music industry by listening to “Friday.â€
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Come on peeps she’s 16. But like any country singer worth their salt she’s had a hard time on the booze.
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I was going to say I’d doubt if her parents would lie about her age, but since her mother just claimed that those Barbie parts are real, I’m willing to believe they would.
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Kinda random, but this reminds of when Bill Wyman of The Rolling Stones married some girl when she was 16 or something. They got divorced within 2 years. I sense the same happening here.
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The awkward lips are frozen in concrete. LMAO!
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If this girl is really 16, I want to tak to her mother! Because no 16 year old should be allowed to dressed and look like that! I remember running out the door after my daughter because she was wearing flip flops when it was cold outside. At what age did her mother lose control?
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Thats no 16 year old. Maybe 38-40.
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If the new thing is to cut 20-30 years off one’s age, maybe then she is 16. If that’s the case, I’m a damn newborn.
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Just watched her “music†video.
Let’s hope Courtney never quits her day job.
Now I’m going to stab out my eyes and shove ice picks into my ears after having to be subjected to that atrocious video.
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Watching her music video I believe she’s 16. It’s just incredibly sad. She’s got like a foot of makeup on, fake boobs, and who knows what else done.
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I was OK til I saw her wrapped in the flag. Then I had to barf just a bit. Eww.
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Her implants might be 16 years old. There is no way in hell that she was born only 16 years ago, though.
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jeez!! She looks like my mother…*sipping my coffee*
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Look at her TEETH! Those are the teeth of a 30something woman.
Her website includes a poll asking who does she most resemble: Pamela Sue Anderson, Christina Aguilera, Denise Richards, Sharon Tate, Farrah Fawcett, or Shakira. This is a pretty good tell about her age â€" because other than Shakira, these are some seriously dated references.
I say her boobs are 16 years old, or else that’s the age when this broad changed her name.
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ya nottttttttttttttttttttttt no way she is 16! maybe they meant to say she was a beauty pagaent winner 16 yrs ago! lol She’s pushing 40 at leasttttttttttttt.If she is 16 she is aging badlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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i showed these photos to mr. original kate and he guessed she is at least 35. i’m going to go further and guess 40. seriously, a 40 year old with alot of plastic surgery. whoever said her skin is crepey is right - and nobody under 35 has that papery skin.
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I think I went to high school with this girl in 1990! 16 my arse, more like 36. Is this a joke?
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16? Maybe about…20 years ago…
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I think she stole the identity of a 16 year old.
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Wow, just wow. What I want to know is how long have they been dating? It’s already alarming he married her at “16″, but good Lord did he date her when she was younger? All signs point to her having a pimp mom ala Pimp Mama Kardashian. Celebitchy you must post the pic of her recreating Farrah Fawcett’s iconic red swimsuit poster. That poor girl has some misplaced self esteem.
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