Monday, June 4, 2012
Jessica Biel, bangsy in white Chanel at the MTV Movie Awards: awful or cute?
The good news: Jessica Biel trimmed her bangs so she doesn’t look like a blind, shaggy dog. The bad news: Jessica Biel still has bangs (and she really doesn’t need them with her face). Yes, Jessica was invited to the MTV Movie Awards because… she’s got Total Recall coming out. She and Kate Beckinsale (also in Total Recall) were asked to present. Jessica wore this Chanel minidress which… I don’t really care for. I feel like some of these girls are trying to make “little white dresses†and “little red dresses†the new LBDs, and the results are mixed. Charlize Theron has the power to make a Little Red Dress a “thingâ€. Jessica does not have the style acumen to make a Little White Dress really “happenâ€. In my opinion. Plus, I just really dislike the conical sleeves. And I absolutely LOATHE the shoes. She looks like she’s wearing ankle weights.
And here’s Mila Kunis in Fendi. Ugh. Well… I don’t think the dress is very pretty, but I have to say… it kind of works on her. It’s occasion-appropriate, it’s way too short and it shows off her great legs â€" how in the world is Mila so small and petite and she’s got those legs that go on forever? How is it that she’s gained a little bit of weight and it hasn’t gone to her legs at all? It’s a mystery.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Jessica Biel, Mila Kunis
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Perhaps if the sleeves shorter Biel would look much better, and why she still insist wearing the bangs like that?? As for Mila, she could do MUCH better than this.
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Biel can NOT pull off a fringe (bangs). It’s so unflattering, it simultaneously gives her moon face and horse face. Her fabulour cheekbones look like hamster cheeks while the rest of her face just looks really long and out of proportion.
Why Biel?! WHY?!?
The dress is meh. It’s fine, a bit safe. Then again, that’s how I feel about Jessica Biel in general.
Mila Kunis could make a potato sack look good. This dress should truly be more of an assault on the eyes but somehow she makes it work.
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Perhaps if the bangs were lowered to her teeth
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LOL!!! Hilarious!!
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She looks ridiculous with those bangs â€" they make her look like a moon faced cro-magnon. Somehow the bangs trauma here push forward the giant horsey veneers and overly pumped lips and make them seem even bigger, as if that was possible. She looks dreadful.
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I’ve always thought she had crazy chiclet teeth, but those bangs just make them look that much more pronounced! It’s almost cartoonish.
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Biel’s entire look is a FAIL.
As for Mila, it looks like she’s wearing just a long shirt. That dress is way too short to look anything but vulgar.
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I don’t like either dress…Mila could do better. Biel is a mess.
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I dislike Jessica Biel’s hair, shoes, and bracelet, but I really love that dress. Mila Kunis’ weight gain is so slight you can hardly tell when she dresses to suit her body. I like the dress, but I’d like it a lot better if it was like 2 inches longer.
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I actually kinda like Mila’s dress. Biel looks like crap. The bangs need to go.
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Don’t like either dress, but at least Mila looks good otherwise, can’t say the same for that mop on Jessica’s head.
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How has her narcissistic fiancee not told her about those bangs? And why those shoes? Why everything Jessica?
I think Mila looks good with some extra weight and her legs are killer. When I gain weight it goes straight to my boobs and butt 
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Biel looks horrible. And it’s almost completely the fault of those bangs. Her face looks completely out of proportion with those huge cheeks & teeth and tiny jaw & nose. The whole look needs a forehead to balance things out.
Too bad because it’s seems a nice enough dress.
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Well, I think Biel looks super cute. I like her bangs this time around and I LOVE her dress, the shoes are ok, they match.
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I think the white dress would be better if it had no sleeves. The sleeves are what makes it horrible. The shoes suck n Mila is gorgeous!
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