Monday, September 26, 2011
Linnocent is “authentic, talented, beautiful†says Philipp Plein
There are just so many photos of Linnocent in Milan and Como right now. I’m trying to find ones that I didn’t use yesterday, just so you get a better idea of just how busted and tragic Linnocent looks while “modelingâ€. If you’d like to see yesterday’s photos, go here. Radar has some better-quality photos of Linnocent’s “photo shoot†for Philipp Plein here as well. In these photos, you’ll see Linnocent at the photo shoot (red outfit, and white gown), Linnocent at the AmFar event (black sleeveless dress), and Linnocent at the photo call announcement (black cap-sleeved dress, with studs). The Chris Evans-looking dude in some of the photos is Philipp Plein. He’s actually a nice looking guy, and he doesn’t appear to be a raging crackhead, so I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe he’s got a thing for stunt queens. Maybe he himself is a stunt queen. Here’s something interesting, though: Page Six claims that Linnocent hadn’t even met Plein before she was hired. How did she get this “job†if not from performing another “jobâ€?!?
She hasn’t had a lead movie role in years, so now Lindsay Lohan hopes to pay her bills as the face of a new collection from German designer Philipp Plein. Bizarrely, Lohan admitted the collaboration came about so “spontaneously†that she hadn’t met Plein until Friday or seen a stitch of the designer’s new line until Saturday. But yesterday, she posed for Plein’s new campaign at a shoot in Lake Como, Italy.
“Something important to know about this collection is that its expressing something a little bit more edgy,†said Lohan, who was wearing a skintight black dress with spikes on the shoulders.
“And I think maybe people’s perceptions of me have been kind of taken out of context just from what you see and read,†said the troubled actress. But, she admitted she and the designer “just met Friday.â€
However Plein thinks she’s perfect. “For me she’s authentic, she’s talented, she’s beautiful,†he gushed at a news conference at Milan fashion week.
[From Page Six]
Much like the Chinese fortune cookie game where you add “in bed†to your fortune, I think every statement about Linnocent should be finished with “for a crackhead.†As in, “For me she’s authentic, she’s talented, she’s beautiful… for a crackhead.†We could also add “I’m just a drama queen, crackhead loser, so…†to all of Linnocent’s own quotes. As in, “I’m just a drama-queen crackhead loser so… I think maybe people’s perceptions of me have been kind of taken out of context just from what you see and read.â€
More photos of the beautiful, talented, AUTHENTIC crackie. Note the “powder†stains, note the crack lips, note the double chin, note the crack weave, note how every single thing about her is totally busted.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan
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Her face is so bloated!
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I really don’t see how she can think that hair or her lips actually look good.
Must be the drugs.
and seriously…how can she smile with her teeth looking so f-ing ROTTED?!
skip the lip-injections and get some freakin’ dental work!
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Germany loves Hasselhoff. That explains it all. ;-P
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“Linnocent is “authentic, talented, beautiful†says Philipp Pleinâ€â€¦
‘and gives great BJ’s whilst cracked out of her head!!!’
But seriously, how can anyone not see how half dead she looks???!! Its frightening
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Reading about Lindsay makes me learn about crack. How long until her body gives out? If she’s working, she’s not doing drugs…I guess.
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Wow, this girl has completely wasted herself. What a shame.
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It’s painful to see her Anna Nicole herself to death.
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@Hollowdoll - LMAO So true!
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His last muse was Mischa Barton. Nuff Said!
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What is up with the skin discoloration in the second pic? Is that dirt??? Take a freaking bath and brush your teeth.
Hygiene is your friend, embrace it.
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