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Dame Gwyneth Paltrow deigned to go on vacation with her godfather, Steven Spielberg and his family. Dame Goop brought along her kids, Apple and Moses, but not her husband. Because, let’s face it, Gwyneth and Chris Martin just have one of those marriages where they live almost completely separate lives. What I can’t figure out is why they don’t just split up. Sigh… anyway, Spielberg, Goop and a little red bikini. As I was looking through the photo set, I became increasingly fascinated by Gwyneth’s rack. We’ve discussed it before - Gwyneth has never had big boobs, and she still doesn’t have much going on there, but do they look slightly fake to anyone else? In certain light, at a certain angle, I swear they look slightly bolt-on-ish. If she got implants, they’re very small implants that look pretty natural. In which case, I guess we should praise her for attempting a natural look. If that is Gwyneth’s natural rack… hm… she used to be much flatter, I swear (and yes, I’m taking into account her pregnancies - even after Moses, she was flatter than this).

As for her rest of her figure in the little red bikini - she looks pretty good. She looks toned and healthy, not too skinny. Gwyneth looks like she eats normally (somewhat) and works out a lot, which I think is the truth. Her butt looks especially cute, in my opinion. Remember, Gwyneth used to have a “long, square [elitist] butt” but through hours and hours and hours of work, Tracy Anderson changed Goop’s square ass.

Re: the kids. I’ve always thought Apple looks just like her mom, and as she grows up, I see more and more that Apple seems to adopt her mother’s facial expressions and seemingly, her attitude. I mean that in a good way, too, even if it didn’t sound like it. Apple seems like a very self-possessed, self-aware child. And her little face is adorable. As for Moses, I think he looks like Deacon Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan’s son. Right?

Photos courtesy of Fame.

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