Friday, July 8, 2011
Beyonce’s new music video features lingerie, a tacky gown & a tweaked face
Oh. My. God. Seriously, are there still people who actively believe that Beyonce hasn’t gotten tweaked?!? I wasn’t even five seconds into this absolutely AWFUL music video for “Best Thing I Never Had†(her new single) when I had to stop the video and just gawp at her odd face. She definitely did something to her nose, but I still thing there’s something weird with her eyes/eyebrow area too. BITCH GOT TWEAKED.
As for the video… WTF? Michael K is right - it’s part Victoria’s Secret ad, part David’s Bridal ad. I swear the song sounds like the David’s Bridal jingle too. Now, I’m not a prude (actually, I kind of am), and I can handle scantily-clad pop stars frolicking around in general, unless they’re underage raccoons….but is anyone else just uncomfortable watching Beyonce’s tweaked face stare down the camera as she wears this white Merry Widow and garters? Sometimes, Beyonce’s videos have a too-close “snuff film†feel, and this is one of them. I feel like we’re watching her honeymoon video, in which she was just recorded prancing around in lingerie, singing to herself.
And then the out-of-nowhere “video†from “1998â€â€¦ with Beyonce tries a new wig, remarkably not blonde. This whole music video is utterly bizarre. I guess the video is about a blonde who hangs out in lingerie and wedding gowns all day, thinking about how her ex is a douche? The Jennifer Aniston Story, in other words.
That wedding gown is TERRIBLE too. Gold detailing on the bodice, and then those hip ruffles? Tacky. And to make it worse, her veil-tiara is much too big. Everything about this video is a disaster.
PS… who read CDAN’s revealed blind item about Jay-Z and his alleged 10-year affair with a French model? Interesting, isn’t it?
Screencaps from the video.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Beyonce, Music
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I take CDAN blinds with a grain of salt. Some of them are really obviously made up. Some of them though seem legit.
Also, bitch definitely got tweaked.
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The song and lyrics are also just as awful as the video. I thought it was a joke, at first.
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That’s Beyonce?!?! That does not even look like Beyonce! TWEAKED is an understatement.
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What a horrible video. I wish she’d concentrate on her talent rather than her looks.
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In some shots, I swear she looks exactly like Jennifer Lopez.
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nose job,something with her eyes and her lips also! i thought she was Solange in first
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