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Gerard Butler’s out-of-work moobs & mobster hair make an appearance

I know I’m looking at Gerard Butler too closely. I’m pretending that my eyes are my hands, vadge and tongue. So of course I noticed that Gerard’s out-of-work moobs are back. I’m seeing them through his loose t-shirt. Whenever Gerard has just finished a film and he’s got a spare month to just hang out, the moobs come out. I think he just spends whatever downtime he has eating fried Snickers bars dipped in butter and not working out. Which is fine. No judgment, honestly. I live like that most of the time anyway! But I do find the moobs slightly funny, especially since this now-infamous incident when Gerry was letting it all hang out in Barbados.

I really like his hair in these photos. I know, I know. Gerard veers into the “Jersey mobster” look, and the longish, slicked-back hair adds to that general vibe. But I still want to lick him. I have absolutely horrible taste in men, I realize. I need therapy. Especially considering the Centers for Disease Control are on high alert since Gerard and Lindsay Lohan met up at a party and maybe hooked up. Ugh. Why can’t I quit him?

Gerard on June 15, 2010. Credit: Fame Pictures.

Written by Kaiser

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6 Responses to “Gerard Butler’s out-of-work moobs & mobster hair make an appearance”

My god-first Clive’s pornstache now this?!?!? I don’t know how much more bad news I can take.

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hahahaha, that’s hilarious

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Out of what was written here, all I picked up on was “fried Snickers bars dipped in butter” yum. I think I need to go eat.

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I kinda like the hair. The moobs are another story, but I don’t want to be judged when I put on 5 or so pounds from slacking off & enjoying myself. I just loves the Butler.

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“I have absolutely horrible taste in men, I realize”

so funny Kaiser…and in this case, I agree.

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even when he’s in shape, i don’t think he’s attractive.

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