Monday, August 15, 2011
“Mark Sanchez is hot for ‘experienced’ Jennifer Aniston†links
Written by Kaiser
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Candice in a bikini is stunning. Good for her.
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Everyone clap your hands if you want Leann to go away.
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He’s adorable, but the shirt’s a bit tight there Mark. If his a$$ is that tight I will bring myself to forgive him.
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Wow, he is hot! I love men with that coloring…reminds me of a young Richard Grieco, if anyone remembers who he is, lol.
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Mark Sanchez is also hot for 17 year old girls. This is established fact, not a rumor.
And his coach is a foot fetishist whose wife has appeared on creepy internet videos. This is also established fact.
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Holy moly, that pic of Liho is creepy beyond belief because I believe she’d be capable of that and get away with it.
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GQ. Part owned by one of the Huvane brothers. Hmmm Desperate Huvaniston couldn’t make this piece more obvious and transparent if they tried. And yes, ‘experienced’ is something Aniston most definitely is, given that she’s gone through half of Hollywood. A Sausage and a hallway. That would define Mark’s ‘experience’ being with Aniston.
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While Aniston might be experienced in bed, emotionally, it seems she has the experience of a high school girl.
Not to mention Mark would probably roll over in Jennifer’s bed and see her publicist, Huvane, laying right beside him, furiously typing out a story to the tabloids on his smart phone.
And great, I just grossed myself out.
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JC126
Damn
Guy had a fling with a 17 year old who looked much older, and was in clubs with her mom. BTW, legal in NY and so what if the coach has a foot fetish with his WIFE! Talk about high and mighty!
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he is a cutey I just don’t know why they had to make him look like Fez from that 70’s show
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@DreamyK- Candice has put a few pounds back on her thighs since those really skinny photos. Right now I think her body is as close to perfect as one can get. Boob size is a matter of taste but I think for a man, Candice looks pretty tastey.
@brin- I bet you look like Candice in a bikini. Anyway, WTF. LeAnn got her bat wings to go with the batshit. Was there and explaination for the pic or was it just the bottom of the stupid barrel?
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He’s cute, but I HATE it when guys smile like that on purpose with their tongues peeking through their teeth. Makes me a little homicidal.
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Dear Huvane;
By “experienced†does Mark mean, “old?†Oopsie on your part.
Love,
Me
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@JC126 he was like 20 or something at the time, and 17 is legal in ny. I don’t see the big deal?
PLUS - go Jets!
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Wilz, I didn’t notice the tongue thing. Eww.
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@Rita…Hey girl….I’m Candice’s twin!
The reason for the Tinkerbell pose:Eddie and bonus mom took the boys to see “Peter Panâ€.
I see her more as the crocodile.
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He won me over when he spoke about going to the Tonys last year. A man who loves theatre, is a man after my own heart. Stay away from Aniston, though!
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What is it with everyone’s Huvane obsession?
I know you ladies hate the fact that Mark Sanchez and Brad Pitt would never, ever give you the time of day, but seriously, let it go already. Not everything in life is a PR conspiracy.
Seriously, you think the Huvane’s have some sort of mind control device that just prompted Mark Sanchez to talk about Aniston out of the blue? Oh, nevermind, some of you probably do believe that.
Like the time you though the timing of Aniston’s dog dying was suspicious. LOL.
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You are so naive, Thats Interesting. SO naive…..
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Dear That’s Interesting;
Aniston’s pet wasn’t real. That was Huvane in a dog suit.
Love,
A NY Publicist
Woof.
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You know Jennifer Anniston will be on top of Mark Sanchez by Christmas, if she hasn’t been already.
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@unstoppable. No actually, you’re just kinda crazy.
Don’t get me wrong. Publicists do a lot of things for their clients, but you seem to think that EVERY moment of Jennifer Aniston’s life is some sort of PR concoction, even when someone who doesn’t even know her mentions her briefly in an interview.
Somehow Huvane is to blame for the fact that Celebitchy CHOOSES to write about Aniston EVERY day. And Huvane somehow forces you against your will to comment about Aniston every day, which btw, is why the media keeps writing about her. If you guys would just stop clicking she’d go away. That’s not on Huvane, that’s on you.
If you’re going to obsess over PR people, why limit yourself to Huvane? Let’s talk about Stan Rosenfield, George Clooney’s PR guy who never leaves his client’s side, unless he’s busy calling People Magazine, first to turn Clooney’s last girlfriend into some kind of acceptable actress/model and then to paint her as a needy T.W.A.T.
Who reps Reese Witherspoon? Because that guy is worth every cent he is paid. We just got an entire, hour by hour run down of her European honeymoon, complete with photos, insider quotes, and what they ate for breakfast lunch and dinner. All of this after Reese gets married, complete with People Magazine approved photos, just weeks before her last film comes out.
Trust me, I’m not naive, but why just obsess over Aniston’s PR guy? Let’s talk about all of them.
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That’s Interesting,
I agree with you. Not every minute is for PR, unless of course your name ends with Kardashian. Her doggy was real! Aniston’s I mean.
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Nope, I’m not crazy, I’m logical. You are indeed very naive, or perhaps you are so intent on believing that Aniston is this innocent little goody-two-shoes that you have convinced yourself that all these ‘coincidences’ don’t add up. Because you WANT to. Of course all publicists do things, but Huvane has actually been outed a couple of times in the past re his obsession with pimping Aniston, and he is notorious for it. Do some research. He has been outed by tabloids themselves for calling them with a rumour, then calling back to DENY it. It was, in fact, a topic of infamy. This is not a conspiracy or a rumour. He is infamous for it. Open your eyes to the truth, and not what you WANT to believe.
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His watch matches his sweater? Pass. The Dirty Sanchez does nothing for me.
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@ Brin:
I’d reply to your comment, but I’m too busy furiously clapping my hands.
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@unstoppable. I never said Aniston was some innocent goody-goody. She plays the game, but here is the important part, she plays the game, like EVERYONE ELSE. All of these publicists and the stars themselves do everything you accuse Huvane of doing exclusively.
Angelina used to call US Weekly and tell them what park she and Maddox would be playing in and in exchange she wanted them to mention her charity work, you know, because she’s so selfless. My point is they ALL play the game, even people who pretend not to have publicists.
And basing your “he’s been outed, it’s a topic of infamy†research on comments you have seen in the comments section of celebrity websites is not research.
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So basically he could conceivably be into anyone except JA because:
a. no one is into JA
b. JA does not have an excellent body
c. JA is stick thin with no curves
d. you just don’t like JA
I’ll let you figure this one out.
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@Penguen…lol, me too!
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Didn’t say 17 wasn’t legal, did I? Just noting that NY Jets QB Sanchez likes 17 year olds, and that his coach is a foot fetishist who videotapes his wife and puts her online. Just stating the facts.
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I guess we’ll never see the day when a pro sport player like Mark says he’s got the hots for an older guy like George Clooney? 
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@That’s Interesting: “Angelina used to call US Weekly and tell them what park she and Maddox would be playing in and in exchange she wanted them to mention her charity work…â€
Wow, where did you pull this out of (hint: your ass) where’s the link to prove this?
(Jolie and Pitt fired their publicists years ago.) And basing your “Jolie called the paps in exchange for mentioning her charity work†research on comments you have seen in the comments section of celebrity websites is not research, lol.
Aniston and her handlers have been called out numerous times for planting false stories, denying them, and on and on. She’s a joke and doesn’t take a crap without Huvane issuing a carefully worded press release.
Here’s just one link mentioning how sick everyone is of being manipulated by Aniston and Huvane:
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/43209298.html
I’m with unstoppable, you’re just trying desperately to spin it how you WANT to, facts be damned.
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of course he wants someone with experience he only bangs teenagers
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Cherry Rose**LOL!!
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@running with scissors and Unstoppable.
Here’s the Big New York Times piece on Angelina’s media manipulation, which discusses her use of Maddox in exchange for mentioning her charity work.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/21/business/media/21angelina.html
And I know the loons want to claim this article was discredited but it wasn’t. Another writer at the Times disagreed with the article, which is not the same as being discredited. Wishing it was discredited won’t make it so.
Also, her PR guy is some dude named Kosinski. A smart PR guy who gave himself another name so his client can say she doesn’t have a PR guy. Instead, she has advisers.
You’d have to be a naive moron to think she doesn’t have media representatives or that she’s never manipulated the media. Even Mother Theresa used to manipulate the media. ALL, and I do mean ALL, public figures manipulate the media.
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That’s Interesting**How could you go there with Mother Theresa!!Shame,Shame on you!!Its past your bedtime-Goodnight.
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@ That’s Interesting “Also, her PR guy is some dude named Kosinski. A smart PR guy who gave himself another name so his client can say she doesn’t have a PR guy. Instead, she has advisers.
You moron, Geyer Kosinski is her long time MANAGER. His management company is called Media Talent Group. Nicole Kidman has also sought his services as a MANAGER. Get your head out of Aniston’s ass and breath some fresh air, you might learn something.
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