Thursday, June 16, 2011
Has Sean Penn already moved on from ScarJo to Garcelle Beauvais?
Here’s how I think the Scarlett Johansson-Sean Penn split went down: for a while they were happy, until Scarlett had to leave LA to work on The Avengers. Sean took that opportunity to play the “No, I’m not going to come visit you, this was just a casual thing, remember?†card, to which Scarlett was all, “BUT WE’RE LIVING TOGETHER, I thought we were REAL.†To which Sean was all “LMAO, GTFO.†Then Sean went to Cannes and boned a bunch of ladies, after which his rep confirmed the ScarJo split, under the table, to People Magazine, which caught Scarlett by surprise. So she decided to cling and force the issue when she ran into Sean at the Guys Choice Awards, making sure they were photographed together, and probably trying to talk him into coming back to her.
Well, Sean isn’t coming back. At least not right away. According to E! News, Sean was spotted out on a date with Garcelle Beauvais. The only thing I really know about Garcelle is that she was married to her dorky, vanilla husband for nine years, and when he dumped her for another woman, she went on a rampage, emailing all of his friends and coworkers with accusations of her estranged husband’s infidelities with “some slut in Chicago†(her actual words). It was a pretty good scandal, and now I’m really hoping Sean and Garcelle are a thing.
When Sean Penn has a night out in Hollywood, people noticeâ€"especially if he’s with a beautiful, and pretty well-known, fellow celeb. So who shared a meal with the outspoken actor and human-rights activists the other night at the celebrity haunt Sunset Tower Hotel in Los Angeles?
Although he was arrived solo and sat alone at the bar for a bit, he was eventually joined by none other than Franklin & Bash actress Garcelle Beauvais.
“When she arrived, they moved to the front corner table, which put them on display,†a source tells us. “They sat inside for a while and even ordered food.â€
Then they moved outside, where Penn was able to smokeâ€"and perhaps have more privacy? Penn’s rep did not immediately comment. Beauvais’ issued the standard line about not commenting on her client’s private life.
So was it romantic? If it wasn’t, perhaps the two were discussing their efforts to help rebuild Haiti. Beauvais, who was born in Haiti, lost an aunt in the earthquake. “I did a short film, called Eyes to See, a lot of charity and raising money,†the 44-year-old beauty recently told Jet magazine about her work there. “My family in Miami is doing everything: sending coats, sending supplies. A lot of people have stepped up for Haiti. In that, there is so much hope.â€
She was on hand in New York when Penn was honored earlier this year at the Help Haiti: Urban Zen HHRH & The Stiller Foundation event, which honored the Oscar winner for his work on the island nation.
Beauvais has been married and divorced twice and has three children. Her second marriage ended when she allegedly caught her agent husband Mike Nilon cheating on her. An email she wrote to his colleagues outlining his infidelities was leaked to the press. Penn, 50, who was married but now divorced from Madonna and Robin Wright, was most recently linked to Scarlett Johansson, 26.
[From E! News]
Obviously, if they are a “thing†now, Sean will definitely be cheating on her and Garcelle will definitely be cutting a bitch when that happens (and the “bitch†would be Sean). It should be an excellent adventure if and when that happens, although it does seem like they really could just have some kind of professional/humanitarian relationship.
My first thought was about Sean’s girlfriend before Scarlett - he was dating an African-American model named Jessica White. I kind of think Jessica and Garcelle look similar, so maybe he has a type. Or maybe his type is “biscuits, pulseâ€.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon, Sean Penn
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It baffles me what all these women see in Sean Penn.
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Why any woman wants to get with Sean Penn is beyond me. He may be great at sex, but his appearance and personality would deter me from ever wanting to get with him.
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Man, she is gorgeous! Way too good for raccoon wearin’ crusty McPenn.
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I agree, Sloane. She is way too hot for Sean…
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Does he wear a hair piece, have plugs, or just makes the conscious decision to have shitty looking hair?
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Oh my GOSH! Stop the madness. Sean is a lech. I know a old, old guy back in Chicago. He is 68 and thinks he is a cowboy - Cowboy Steve he likes to be called. Like Sean, he is a lech. He is ancient -looking and a creep(I found out the hard way) yet women flock to him in droves. UGH, I could kick myself for falling for THAT one. Point is, I am hoping Sean and Cowboy Steve will find their ding dongs falling off after the incredible number of ink wells, they have dipped their pens into.
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I hope these two work out, mainly for Scarlett’s sake. I want Scarlett to find a decent man, a younger man.
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Hey Sean is a chick magnet..he can pull a tail anytime he wants..
there must be something there. Because he has had a lot of attractive women go for him.
She doesn’t seem to be the type to go quietly into that good night if he cheats on her. He should be a bit cautious.
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As an actor I really like him but as a person not so much.
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what they see: bad boy, powerful, and as much blow as you need
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He is disgusting. Period.
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I can’t see the name “Garcelle Beauvais†without thinking, is there a more fakey-sounding name in the world? I answer myself, no, there isn’t.
And is there a man with a more strangely glowing, wrinkly-ass face than Sean Penn? Again, no (non. nyet. nein).
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I think Sean left Scarjo a note made from a rubber stamp he owns that says,
“Its not you. Its me,â€
Love,
The Marlboro Man
PS- “We’ll always have Mexico….and the ash trays you stole for me.â€
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I think he’s met match with this one, and I hope she let’s him have it when he cheats.
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So I guess the Sean haters will be dubbing them Beauvais and Butthead.
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He looks like an old wrinkled paper bag.
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Garcelle is almost 20 years older than ScarJo. Wayyyy more age appropriate. His kids will be happy.
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all these comments are priceless!
thank you.
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Wow she is gorgeous. How does Sean get just attractive women?? Jess White was gorgeous too. I’m not a fan of ScarJos fat face though. Truth.
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He’ll make an excellent but olderrrrr candidate for the Jersey Shore crew
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“LMAO, GTFO†hillarious poor Scarlett anyways if this is true I like this pairing MUCH more than young dumb ScarJo.
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You could scrub laundry on his forehead! For real! Looks like a pack of hot dogs.
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Woah…double denim. My eyes. My eyes.
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From what I’ve read, Garcelle Beauvais (formerly - Nivon) is not a very nice person. So this seems like a match made in hell. Or wherever.
Who’s next? Naomi Campbell? (Because THAT I’d like to see!)
@ Kevin - LMAO @ “pack of hot dogs†forehead!
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At least he’s dating someone closer to his age scarlett was young enough to be granddaughter lol it was sick! this chick does NOT look like jessica white jesisca is like 23 or something and a goddess this woman is old although pretty she aint jesica white plus they’re like 10 shades different not all black women look the same kaiser!
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I never pegged her as the MODELS INC. cast member we’d be talking about in 2011.
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They look nothing alike. Geez
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Penn is always going to be Spicoli.
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I don’t get it, he always looks like he just woke up after a night sleeping in the gutter. How dumb do these women have to be to find Spicoli deep or brilliant?
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He must have a killer line, because he looks like sh-t.
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Kaiser, Garcelle is Haitian so that might explain why she’s meeting with Penn. Well, at least I hope so.
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Sloan Wyatt, Rita, & Kevin….you three HAVE MADE MY NIGHT!!! Your comments are HILARIOUS…and true! Thanks for the comic relief!!!
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Can women get some self respect please!! Why are they throwing themselves at these old, gross men. Scarlett is hot. What on earth was she doing with Penn?
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How long does it take for these women to figure out that he is an asshole?
The fact that he raves on about Haiti is just fodder, he is yet another douchy celebrity ‘humanitarian’ who proclaims to care.
In reality, he has so many psychological problems. Which is why he can’t get himself together and live a normal existence.
When you’re constantly moving around and have ants in your pants, there is something wrong. In his case, he has issues (in Angelinas, she is getting tax breaks - never in the same country for that long 
)
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@chris: What on earth was she doing with Penn? Ha, what do you think?
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