Sunday, July 3, 2011
Linnocent parties with her family in Malibu for her 25th birthday
These are photos of Linnocent leaving her birthday party last night. Can you believe this bitch is only 25 years old? With any other set of Linnocent photos from the past few years, I would suggest that she looks about twenty years older than her actual birth date, but even a veteran crackhead-watcher like me has to admit that Linnocent didn’t look terrible for her birthday party. Cute little white dress, fresh tan, hair freshly bleached, crazy crack lips somewhat under control… not bad, Linnocent.
Linnocent celebrated her birthday in Malibu, at Geoffrey’s, with Ali, Michael Jr and “a few friendsâ€. I don’t know if Mother Crackhead was there or not, and it would surprise me if Dina wasn’t. Isn’t this the kind of thing that Dina loves to enable? “Have these ten tequila shots, it’s your birthday! Go to the bathroom and do some birthday cocaine!â€
According to Radar, Linnocent’s crack-hustled part in that Gotti movie is going to have to wait - the whole film production has been pushed back until next year. Poor crackhead! All of that hustling and lying and drinking and smoking, and she doesn’t have a job to start right away. Maybe she can use this time to fulfill her community service? She’s got hundreds of hours to complete, and something tells me that Linnocent’s is going to get tired of it in about a week.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Birthdays, Lindsay Lohan
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Wow that is a lot of bleach, but still I like this color better on her than the yellow blonde.
She also looks cute in these pictures, let’s drink to new beginnings!
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Wonder who got it through her head she couldn’t go to the Hamptons for that drunk fest?
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Did she do her own extensions??? You can see them so clearly thru her own hair; without seeing the face I might have thought this was Britney. She must not have much hair left â€" is that a side effect of crack and meth abuse?
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Dress looks much better on her than anything has 4 a while….but why the pale pink lippy?!?! Its horrendous.
Hope crackie had a gd nite as agreed there is no way in hell she’ll complete her community service so cravkie drama will no doubt ensure any week now! Shots of crack delusion at the ready!!!
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She is just busted everywhere. Hardest 25 y’ll ever see.
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Could someone give her a comb for her birthday?
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It looks like she has destroyed her hair. I can see the extensions through her real hair in the top pic, and it looks like her real hair is quite thin. This girl used to have GORGEOUS red hair, and she ruined it. Sad. I would have killed for her old hair. Then again, I guess she has ruined a lot of good things she had.
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I guess she didn’t go to the Hamptons becuase she couldn’t find a McMansion to put her up for free.
I loved when E! and other outlets made a group decision to ban Heidi & Spencer from their sites and it buried them.
Why oh why can’t the same be done for Linnocent?
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she looks out of it
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I’ve said everything else before, but…
I just can’t understand what she’s done to her lips.
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that side-view makes her look like she’s 50 or 60 yrs old.
i can see her hair extensions in that same pic.
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At least she’s dress appropriatly..nothing hanging out. Thats a first.
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She is 25?! What a joke. I tought that in Hollywood you can only get younger. What a surprise.
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Would anyone really be interested in seeing this “actress†(using the term lightly) perform in ANYTHING? EVER? I never thought she was much to look at..now she looks truly horrible.
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Kaiser, it would be nice to have a post with lohan through the past 5 years, like the one with nicole kidman on her birthday so we could see all she’s had done, only with linnocent we could see how she’s deteriorating at speed light x
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The dress is really cute, but I hate the shoes. The pale pink shoes with her tan do not go well together. Other than that, this is the best she’s looked in a while. However, that doesn’t change the fact that she still looks like a busted 50 year old, not a 25 year old.
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that dress is georgeous. thats all.
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Congrats, Linds! Ya don’t look a day over 53!
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It’s a shame she actually styled her hair to look like a ragged mess.
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Ha-ha. I told it before â€" that movie will never be shoot. They will not find the money with Lohan aboard. They will delay it and delay and then everyone will forgot about it. Or they will simply drop Lohan and find other actress and shoot it.
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I guess the cheque St. Linnocent slipped Sautner so she could skip across state lines while on formal probation bounced.
She looks like a cracked out My Little Pony doll.
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She looks alot better than her other pix. I hope she will have a new start! she looks alot older than she looks tho’! but all the best for the added year!
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I never thought i say this on a lohan thread, but i want that dress!
BeckyR I thought Mean girls was good, not excatcly oscar material but it was entertaining, i also liked Machete but she sucked in it.
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That close-up sideways photo scares the buhjeebies out of me. Who the heck told her white hair is the way to go?
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“When this C List, once B list actress wasn’t given a free coffee at her favorite java joint, she began to loudly pout to other customers because she didn’t have any money on her. When no one stepped up to buy her a drink, she offered to give the Barista a blow-j*b in exchange for her free drink. Embarrassed, he told her he’d a hundred times just rather give her a free drink and quickly shoved a drink at her and asked to leave.â€
This blind from blindgossip just has to be Linnocent!!
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I thought she looked a bit better in the top picture too, but she looks just as busted as usual in the bottom photos. Gross.
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the dress is very cute, but she looks totally busted and used up. My 94 year old grandmother has better skin. Also, the white hair is terrible.
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I guess 25 is the new 45.
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“She is just busted everywhere.â€
@ normades- i agree. i don’t know what’s more hideous: the powdered donut hair, the alcohol-fueled chin waddle or the old lady claws of death she calls hands.
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The extensions looks like they aren’t even real hair. The shade of white-white isn’t believable for bleached hair, let alone the way is falls on her dark brows. Plus, the tattoo of the little girl or whatever that she started during the “f-uck you†nail polish court episode appears unfinished and more like a bruise. Happy 45th Faces of Meth-day, Cokeroach!
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Wow…to all the people who are bashing her for looking older than 25, she doesn’t look like she’s in her 40s or 50s. Exaggerating much? She clearly still looks like she’s in her 20s because, well I don’t know, she IS.
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Agreed the dress is super cute ….. But Lindsey junks it right up with her 20 cheap braclets, bad barbie lipstick and heels to match. Dont even start me on the Extensions they outlived there shelf life four summers ago! For pete sakes you look like an old catchers mit !
Get a hold of yourself before the only place your heading is a small pine box !!!
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Double chin already? She’s the oldest looking 25 year old I’ve ever seen!
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she needs to go back to being ginger, stat!
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Love that dress and her legs look good everything else is a mess.
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Her hair and skin color clash- she looks terrible. Wow. 25? Wow.
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She needs to look to Drew Barrymore as an example of how a child star who becomes an addict can turn her life and career around to become happy and successful.
You can do it, Lindsay!
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Good from far, far from good. That’s all I’m gonna say.
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@michelle- You’re right. It is insulting that people are saying that St. Linnocent looks like she’s in her 40’s or 50’s. Insulting to people IN their 40’s or 50’s that is.
I’m 40 and I look younger than she does, even without the benefit of plastic surgery or PhotoShop. Sorry honey, but that’s the truth.
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@ Miss Diagnosed,
Good for you but she still looks younger than someone in their 40s/50s.
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Please, someone offer her extensions a reality show of their own - think of the stories they can tell!! They’ve been with her longer than Elenor has, at this point.
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Rough.
I stopped reading and commenting on Blowhans posts ages ago, but I just had to say: why does she persist in being blonde. It doesn’t suit her. At all. And this shade of blonde is the worst one on her yet.
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yuck.
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She looks like a Real Housewife. Just turned 25 and already had busted plastic surgery for YEARS, nice!
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She used to be a beautiful, fresh-faced girl. I’m sick of her foolishness, but I keep feeling a smidgen of the sorries for her. We hope that rehab or a jail stint will held someone like Lindsey Lohan, but it obviously didn’t work since it didn’t ever seem to be done with her best interest at heart. When it’s all said and done, the whole thing is just pathetic.
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@Michelle â€" She does NOT look like a normal 25-year-old, unless those 25-year-olds are meth heads or something. I work with alot of young adults between 22-10, and Linnocent looks nothing like them. Even hungover from a rough werkend, they still have clear skin and eyes, and look youthful. Linnocent has destroyed her looks with alcohol and drugs, and that often is something you can never come back from (ie Gia Carangi).
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@Apple
Didn’t know about the *gag* Speidi Boycott. Good for them!
@RamonaQ(uimby?)
I always use Drew Barrymore as an example of a messed up child actor with garbage parents who made good. Drew is also by all accounts a pretty nice person (and an animal lover!).
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Her lips look painfully stuffed with injectables. They look about to burst open at any moment. She could easily pass for 40 years old. Not a good thing for a young Hollywood actress.
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