Monday, March 14, 2011
Kelly Bensimon’s new bikini body: much improved or still scary?
For whatever reason, Kelly Bensimon consistently gets pap’d whenever she’s on vacation in Miami. I’d like to think she’s not calling up the paparazzi to take photos of her while she’s wearing a bikini, but the bitch is crazy, so I wouldn’t put pap’ing herself out of the question. Anyway, last year many of us we horrified when we saw several sets of Kelly-wearing-a-bikini photos. Her body… was not good. And I wasn’t even really a question of her being too heavy or too thin - her body just seemed really, really strange. Even though she wasn’t “emaciated†there was just weirdness going on with the flesh and bones. She didn’t look like a woman who takes care of herself, at all - which she probably doesn’t.
So these are new photos of Kelly in Miami this weekend. Having just glanced through the old photos, I have to say… she looks better. She’s put on a little weight, and she has better muscle tone, and basically she doesn’t look like a drunk transvestite with an eating disorder, frolicking in the beach. Maybe she finally got some medication that works for her or something. Well done, Kelly.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Bikini, Body image, Kelly Bensimon, Weight gain
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She still has no body fat, but seems strangely ‘loose’ in areas. I agree, her body does not look like she does much to take care of it besides exercising like a nut and depriving it of nutrients.
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What happened to just wearing a great one piece? Why is it that everyone seems to think they need to wear a bikini? VERY few people look good in one (and I am NOT among them). She’s not doing herself any favors.
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she’s like a prune. so dried up. i guess she’s prune and nuts?
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I have a fairly toned and athletic body and I only wear bikinis on very rare occasions (like in, say, Tahiti, where we went for our honeymoon). I prefer one piece.
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Personally, I like to have a brown stomach - that is why I like to wear bikinis. My tummy is good, but not perfect, since I had a baby at 40. But if people don’t like what they see, they are free to look away. I do have a one piece I wear when I’m not sunbathing.
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Yeah her body isn’t meant for a two piece. Just because you have a flat stomach doesn’t mean everything will look good on you. Work with what you have ladies! It sucks, but saves you from looking the fool.
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Ah, fer f&cks sake! Let’s stop being so nitpicky and critical of women’s physical appearance while giving men a waiver for being wrinkly, paunchy, balding and otherwise subpar.
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Body-eh. I could live with it. I am not going to judge somebody on something they really can’t do much about, other than wear a one piece and not get busted implants. Maybe I am judging. But it looks like she got some work done on her face?
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Gaining weight would definitely help here, but it looks like she’s on steroids?
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Her face looks pretty and definitely softer.
There are pictures on other sites of the rear view and her ass is very saggy and flat.
With all her exercising and plastic surgery I’m surprised she doesn’t work on lifting up the caboose…
Her body still looks a little odd to me but not as hard and masculine as it’s looked in the past.
She does seem very body confident despite the flaws everyone else sees..I’m not sure if it’s healthy self esteem or massive narcissism.
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She looks like a dude.
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@MeriJaan - I agree. She looks like a man sort of like Clooney’s girl.
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Is she one of those “real†housewives? I don’t get the appeal of those shows.
Not everyone is meant to wear a tiny string bikini.
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Beef. Jerkey.
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bring back modesty.
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*shudder*
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I was wondering the same thing about steroids. There is just something “off†about her body. She looks like she is all muscle, especially her torso. I would be interested to see some old photos to see how much her body may have changed.
My issue with Kelly is she appears to be so narcissistic that she thinks she can wear anything. That bikini does not flatter her at all but she probably thinks she is gorgeous.
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still scary. very scary.
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@Gia…LOL!
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She is built like a man, broad shoulders, no hips, knobby knees. Even if she put on weight, I bet she would not have curves. Most of it would probably go to her upper body (and I don’t mean her boobs). Just because someone is thin doesn’t necessarily mean they look good in a bikini and she is proof of that. One thing I will say is a plus, she doesn’t appear to have any cellulite on her thighs, but that is another male trait.
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I don’t want to body snark, and it seems that apart from the Housewives of … required egomania, she seems to suffer from a severe mental imbalance. But I agree with @memememe. I actually think she would rock a modern one-piece.
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Her shoulders are broad and her hips are narrow, a masculine silhouette.
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@memememe - You took the words right out of my mouth. She would probably look pretty great in a sexy one piece, but she opts for…this.
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If this is better, then I am afraid to click the link to the old photos. I’m still going to do it, I’m just putting my fear on record before hand.
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Kelly Bensimon does not look good in a bikini. Her torso is extremely mannish and it looks bizarre in a bikini.
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“Her shoulders are broad and her hips are narrow, a masculine silhouette.â€
I find it strange that so many seem to find this silhouette unattractive. It’s not hourglass, but only 8% of women have an hourglass figure according to this wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_body_shape
I think it is high time we embrace all of the body shapes we come in and the femaleness that is represented in ALL of them. After all, men don’t seem to have a hard time doing that. Why should we women be so hard on ourselves and each other? Why should we be telling each other to cover up?
JMHO…
Jeesh, can you tell I’m bored today? 
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Bad lipo and poor habits.
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Love the pic of her sitting in the chair. Ugh.
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That’s a man, baby!
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A larger bottom piece would fix this I think. It’s just revealing too much down ‘yonder.’ The top seems ok.
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How is that a “new bikini body?†Looks like the same old, wrinkled one we’ve seen a million times. Cut off the hair and the implants and she is a DUDE. The masculine face, body, huge hands and feet….I’m tellin’ ya, that is a TRANNY!
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This is what Cameron Dias is going to look like if she does not eat carbs and back off the intense workouts.
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well, she looks like she weighed much more earlier and lost it sometime….
her connective tissue seems weak…as mine is…i have the very same knees and my stomach is flat but as wrinkled as hers…
I wear bikinis and I don’t mind….I’m not perfect and I needn’t be
I don’t see the problem, she’s not fat, not ugly….does every women has to be a Gisele Bundchen? and all the others have to hide her fat, ugly bodies?
men can be fat, hairy, ugly and no one cares bout that????
girl, wear your bikini everyday…I’d do so if it was warm enough!
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I would hope that we would be less critical if she were some kind of kind, sane, thoughtful, sane, coherent, sane, non-bitchy, sane, admirable, sane person - but if you are a judgmental wackadoo, then it’s going to come around.
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ONE PIECE, PLEASE!
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She looks the same as always to me. I think she’s just an awful person, from the way she behaves on RHONY.
Just how much distance is there between her belly button and her hooha, anyway? Mine’s like 1/2 that.
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i remember leann rimes’ magazine cover when i look at kelly’s pics lol. and i mean it not as a compliment.
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She’s added a bad weave and she’s had some fillers to soften her face. I suspect that she is drug user and indeed is doing a combo of drugs plus poor diet. Some time ago she gave a demo on what she’d eat in a day and it was barely enough to support an active adult. It is a shame because she is an attractive woman.
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Her torso scares me.
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no, she has the body of a old music executive…just change the heads.
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She has a manly body. I can understand why the NYPD thought that she was a man when she was arrested for beating up her boyfriend. lol
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she would look better if she had a penis.
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One word: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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She has a man´s body, thats why she looks so strange! She has no waist!If you cut her head off shes totally draggy
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Definitely needs a 1 piece. Use your hand to cover up just her torso in one of those picturesâ€" BIG improvement. Her torso is thin but strange looking and needs some coverage.
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It’s actually really tough to look good in a one-piece. I always wear 2-pieces, just not bikinis. My two pieces cover up my torso. One pieces are tough to tailor to your body type.
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She has such a manish body. She doesn’t need to EVER wear a bikini. If she would look at pictures of herself she wouldn’t dare step out in public like that. ~shudder
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Yall can hate. I don’t think I’ve ever watched this woman. But if she’s 40-ish or older, she looks just fine to me. I hope my body is that tight when I am that age.
If she’s 30-ish tho, yech.
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idk wut u mean by one piece that’s more fitting for her, is that a straightjacket?
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Nice tuck game!
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Her body is sorely lacking in muscle tone. Looks like she does cardio and burns all the fat off, but no strength training at all. Which gives her skin a slightly saggy look, even though she is skinny as a rail.
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“Ah, fer f&cks sake! Let’s stop being so nitpicky and critical of women’s physical appearance while giving men a waiver for being wrinkly, paunchy, balding and otherwise subpar.â€
Strawman argument much? Overweight men aging badly definitely don’t get a pass on this website from either the writers or the commenters.
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Oh, D-u-u-d-e! What have you done to yourself?
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@jules
bahahahahahaha
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not to be unkind, but im pretty sure theres a penis in there.
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VERY SIMPLY, HER WASTE (AND RIB CAGE) IS THICK! THAT’S IT! She can’t do anything more about it than Kesha can do about her thick, top-heavy frame. Please, just dress appropriately, ladies.
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